Lenny's definitions

Chick to Dick Ratio

The ratio of chicks to dicks (guys). Preferably 2:1 or better.
Ther higher the ratio, the higher the chance of there being a chick for your dick.

Comes from me. I invented this a few moments ago, while asking about a friend's party.

The chick to dick ratio at the party was 1:5. Total dudefest. I didn't get any poontang that night.

by Lenny July 27, 2004

Mugglenet

The best Harry Potter website in the world. Is funny, but also a good place for HP updates.

Muggle 1: Mugglenet rocks!
Muggle 2: I totally agree!

by Lenny December 31, 2004

Len

A shortened version of the male first name Leonard.

So Len, why don't you like to be called Leonard?

by Lenny April 23, 2005

boo-urns

The noise people make at MR. BURNS.

As in, "They're not booing, they're saying 'Boo-urns'".

by Lenny April 10, 2003

Shoe Horn

a no named asian hooker with a strap on, on her forehead

wow look at that shoe horn over their
''sucky sucky 5 dolla''

by Lenny April 22, 2004

thunder

a huge ass girl who looks like she was born at a rest stop

THUNDER JAMMIN: goin' out lookin for fat chicks to bang

look at that thunder...
damn she looks like she does her hair with firecrackers

by lenny July 21, 2003

indie ska

indie ska is independent ska music

Indie ska is my dream

Meet me at indie ska

Indie sk says what?

by Lenny April 29, 2004