16 definitions by Lenny

Chick to Dick Ratio

The ratio of chicks to dicks (guys). Preferably 2:1 or better.
Ther higher the ratio, the higher the chance of there being a chick for your dick.

Comes from me. I invented this a few moments ago, while asking about a friend's party.

The chick to dick ratio at the party was 1:5. Total dudefest. I didn't get any poontang that night.

by Lenny July 28, 2004

twerkin'

to do your shit like a mutha fuckin professional

Today at my J-O-B I was twerkin' it like a pro...all day, ery day.

by Lenny February 2, 2004

Mugglenet

The best Harry Potter website in the world. Is funny, but also a good place for HP updates.

Muggle 1: Mugglenet rocks!
Muggle 2: I totally agree!

by Lenny January 1, 2005

Burrett

Someone who cannot control his emotions and gets angry easily. As a result, everyone else deliberately provokes a burrett to get a reaction because it is so easy.

He looks like a bit of a burrett. I bet I can make him mad within two minutes.

by Lenny June 22, 2004

Head

That lame ass clothing company that makes tennis gear

by Lenny March 31, 2003

don mattingly

similar to a dirty sanchez but applying it under her eyes.

She said she didnt want a dirty sanchez so i gave her a don mattingly

by Lenny December 24, 2004

heylo

an angelic way of saying hello... comonly used in slang conversations :P

heylo motherfucker!!!

by Lenny April 6, 2004