The ultimate comeback. A retort that is so awesome that there is no recovery from it. When used effectively it has the power to pwn your life.
Only the Counter to the Epic Burn can deflect its destructive force.
friend 1: "Until I'm done taking this medication my doctor says i should stop having sex"
friend 2: "Shouldn't be a problem for you"
friend 3: "Do you need some aloe vera for that Epic Burn?"
friend 1: "stfu noob"
Epic burn, so hot that it hurts.
Doctor: "You have herpes."
Patient: "What? How?"
D: "I'm no doctor but you probably had sex with someone."
P: "No this cant be true."
D: "You with a girl? Yeah i was surprised too."
D: You also suffer from a Epic burn."
When to much anal sex has taken place
"i got crazy epic burn from jamie last night"