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The almost freakish obsession that second and third generation young women from the the Far East,Pacific Islands,and the Carribean have for dorky...socially inept...cornball white guys.(It's never the cool ones.)He's "safe"...he's got a professional gig...he digs Toyota Camrys.How exciting.
BLACK GUY 1:"Think I'll go over chat up that hot Korean babe."
ITALIAN GUY 2:"Save it.She's so SNOWBLIND that she masturbates to Bill Gates posters."
ITALIAN GUY 2:"Save it.She's so SNOWBLIND that she masturbates to Bill Gates posters."
by L.MARTIN October 17, 2005
Get the SNOWBLIND mug.A GAME PLAYED BY BLACK PEOPLE AGAINST OTHER BLACK PEOPLE IN A LAME ATTEMPT TO :
1)APPEAR TO BE MORE IN TUNE OR "DOWN" WITH WHAT BLACK PEOPLE ARE ABOUT.
2)PAINT THE PERSON THEY'RE HAVING AN AN EXCHANGE WITH AS "ACTING WHITE" OR "UNCLE TOM".
SUCH BEHAVIOR HAS HISTORICALLY DONE MORE HARM THAN GOOD.MANY KIDS WHO MIGHT OTHERWISE HAVE FULLY DEVELOPED THEIR ACADEMIC POTENTIAL HAVE BEEN SABOTAGED BY THIS MINDSET.SUCH MINDSET HAS ALSO CREATED A "STUCK ON STUPID" MENTALITY THAT DISCOURAGES INDEPENDENT THINKING OR DISCOVERY OF OTHER WORLDS OR WAYS OF BEING.ENOUGH PEOPLE...ENOUGH.
1)APPEAR TO BE MORE IN TUNE OR "DOWN" WITH WHAT BLACK PEOPLE ARE ABOUT.
2)PAINT THE PERSON THEY'RE HAVING AN AN EXCHANGE WITH AS "ACTING WHITE" OR "UNCLE TOM".
SUCH BEHAVIOR HAS HISTORICALLY DONE MORE HARM THAN GOOD.MANY KIDS WHO MIGHT OTHERWISE HAVE FULLY DEVELOPED THEIR ACADEMIC POTENTIAL HAVE BEEN SABOTAGED BY THIS MINDSET.SUCH MINDSET HAS ALSO CREATED A "STUCK ON STUPID" MENTALITY THAT DISCOURAGES INDEPENDENT THINKING OR DISCOVERY OF OTHER WORLDS OR WAYS OF BEING.ENOUGH PEOPLE...ENOUGH.
BROTHA 1: " CERTAIN ELEMENTS OF MODERN CONSERVATISM APPEAL
TO ME"
"BLACKER THAN THOU" BROTHA 2:"RIIGHT...'DATS 'CAUSE YOU WANNA
BE WHITE.'JUS GO ON 'HED 'N
ADMIT IT.ALWAYS KNEW 'DAT 'BOUT
YO' ASS."
TO ME"
"BLACKER THAN THOU" BROTHA 2:"RIIGHT...'DATS 'CAUSE YOU WANNA
BE WHITE.'JUS GO ON 'HED 'N
ADMIT IT.ALWAYS KNEW 'DAT 'BOUT
YO' ASS."
by L.MARTIN September 21, 2005
Get the BLACKER THAN THOU mug.After an eclectic mix of burritos and sushi-Bill treated the passengers in his car to a most pungent and audible concert
featuring his BROWN TRUMPET.The window locks were applied.
featuring his BROWN TRUMPET.The window locks were applied.
by L.MARTIN January 29, 2006
Get the BROWN TRUMPET mug.Old school southern ebonics.
Describes motion made with sphereroidal object...i.e. a baseball or football.
Describes motion made with sphereroidal object...i.e. a baseball or football.
by L.MARTIN September 14, 2005
Get the tho mug.AGENT:"Dammit Harvey! My clients' a wreck.I thought we left
that meeting with her in the lead with Brad Pitt."
HARVEY:"Sorry Ari.It was solid until Angelina saw her pictures
and balked.Forced her to take the role.Mishuga as that
may be...it worked.My bad about the HOLLYWOOD PROMISE
there...maybe I can get your girl a music video and
a Maxim cover.See 'ya at The Ivy."(click)
that meeting with her in the lead with Brad Pitt."
HARVEY:"Sorry Ari.It was solid until Angelina saw her pictures
and balked.Forced her to take the role.Mishuga as that
may be...it worked.My bad about the HOLLYWOOD PROMISE
there...maybe I can get your girl a music video and
a Maxim cover.See 'ya at The Ivy."(click)
by L.MARTIN September 26, 2005
Get the HOLLYWOOD PROMISE mug.One of a handful of LA restaurants where wannabe actors pretend
to be flush with cash...and proceed to max out their credit cards...in the futile hope that one of the true POWER DINERS will bother to give them the time of day.Sorry kid.He notices
you like he notices the waiter...only when he's annoying.
to be flush with cash...and proceed to max out their credit cards...in the futile hope that one of the true POWER DINERS will bother to give them the time of day.Sorry kid.He notices
you like he notices the waiter...only when he's annoying.
ACTRESS/MODEL/WAITRESS/YOGA CHIK:"Hey Tina...wanna go dutch on
lunch at THE IVY tommorrow?"
TINA:"Sure.We can go in my newly
leased Bmer.That way we can
valet."
lunch at THE IVY tommorrow?"
TINA:"Sure.We can go in my newly
leased Bmer.That way we can
valet."
by L.MARTIN September 26, 2005
Get the THE IVY mug.An apparel and jewelry line that welds biker/film industry/trailer park culture into one expensive "FUCK YOU I'VE GOT MONEY" sign.Thousand dollar sunglasses...Eight grand leather jackets...Ten Grand and up shine...And of course the face-saving three hundred dollar trucker cap in case you just have to walk out of the store with something.
L.A. TOURIST:"I thought you were taking me to a hot club.This is a damn biker bar...And who are all these people wearing sunglasses at 1am?"
LOCAL:"Well the guy who just passed you was Tommy Lee.It's a CHROME HEARTS crowd.Leave the camera in your purse."
LOCAL:"Well the guy who just passed you was Tommy Lee.It's a CHROME HEARTS crowd.Leave the camera in your purse."
by L.MARTIN August 4, 2006
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