L.MARTIN's definitions

3B

3B:(BLACK on BLACK BLINDNESS)
A CONDITION USUALLY SUFFERED BY LEFT LEANING BLACK INTELLIGENTSIA...CHARACTERIZED BY A COMPLETE BLIND EYE TURNED TO THE SOMETIMES GENOCIDAL ILL WILL OF BLACK PEOPLE TOWARD OTHER BLACK PEOPLE(RWANDA)...OR NON-WHITE DARK SKINNED PEOPLE TOWARD PEOPLE OF AFRICAN DESCENT.(SUDAN)IN THE MIND OF THIS PERSON THERE MUST ALWAYS BE A WHITE VILLAIN TO POINT A FINGER AT.PITY.

"MISS 3B LAW STUDENT OVER THERE KEEPS TRYING TO BLAME HAITIS' PROBLEMS ON U.S. MEDDLING.LAST MONTH SHE WAS BLAMING IT ON U.S. INDIFFERENCE".

by L.MARTIN September 16, 2005

BLINGSHEVIK

A newly wealthy Russian.

Roman Abramovich finds that his 377ft. yacht Pelorus is a tad cozy.In true BLINGSHEVIK fashion he orders a roomier 500footer.

by L.MARTIN June 11, 2008

SUNTIN'

Old school southern ebonics.
How country folks say the word "something".

"Now Junior,you gots ta' do SUNTIN'.You
gon' get a job...or you gon'go to school...but you cain't sit around an' do NUTTIN'.You gots ta' do SUNTIN'."

by L.MARTIN September 7, 2005

CHROME HEARTS

An apparel and jewelry line that welds biker/film industry/trailer park culture into one expensive "FUCK YOU I'VE GOT MONEY" sign.Thousand dollar sunglasses...Eight grand leather jackets...Ten Grand and up shine...And of course the face-saving three hundred dollar trucker cap in case you just have to walk out of the store with something.

L.A. TOURIST:"I thought you were taking me to a hot club.This is a damn biker bar...And who are all these people wearing sunglasses at 1am?"

LOCAL:"Well the guy who just passed you was Tommy Lee.It's a CHROME HEARTS crowd.Leave the camera in your purse."

by L.MARTIN August 4, 2006

PINK SWEATER

Someone who lacks authority or power.When giving orders...or leading people...those you lead are more likely to follow if they respect your ability & competence.Otherwise-you might just as well be wearing something pink.

PROJECT MANAGER:"The schedule has us pouring the foundation tomorrow.Let's get 'er done!"

CONSTRUCTION WORKER:"Has this guy ever ever poured more than a cup of coffee? We're not even done tying the steel."

FOREMAN:"I'll deal with it.He's the Architects' nephew.Tryin' to get some work experience."

WORKER:"Oh great.The arky sends a PINK SWEATER out here to
bark orders.Send his ass to Starbuks."

by L.MARTIN November 17, 2005

REVERSE MAIL-ORDER

A 40-50something western-educated doctor/engineer/venture capitalist who marries...or arranges to marry an American white girl.He is usually Indian,Persian,or Arab and smitten with things Western.She's usually 30something,educated,sorta hot in that"polished babe" kinda way.

BANKER 1:"See Mahmoods' new bride? Rather attractive blonde.
Wonder what his family thinks."

BANKER 2:"REVERSE MAIL-ORDER.Wonder if she's been to dinner
yet."(mild chuckle)

by L.MARTIN October 27, 2005

S.A.D.

SEX AFFORDABILITY DYNAMIC....One more reason why it's better to be rich.As a straight man...once you get over the age of 25...if you're not rich or famous...generally speaking the quality of pussy you're able to fuck levels off.In fact it quite probably nosedives.The "young n'dumb n'drunk" MIGHT do you...But the "young n'sober/ambitious n'hot" will probably pass.This would explain why Average Joe in his mid-to late 20's claims to really dig older women.That's all that'll do your mediocre ass.

GYM MANAGER:"Unbelievable!This guy who just joined is uglier than the bottom of my shoe...but he walked in with this total babe."

FEEX GUY:"Must be the Bentley GT they pulled up in.Tsk
tsk...it's S.A.D."

by L.MARTIN November 5, 2005