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G-sale is an abbreviation for "garage sale." The shortened spelling is often used because it better fits on hand-made signs used to advertise garage sales.
It is also the title of an award winning mockumentary film about garage sales and people who are obsessed with them. I bet that g-sale has some good antiques.
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| 2. | picker fucker | ||
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having sex with someone you meet at a yard sale, auction, or any similar place. Jon is the ultimate picker fucker, he boned that bald chick with bacne at the estate sale.
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| 3. | Real Estate Porn | ||
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1. Searching through exotic real estate listings as Safe-For-Work fantasizing about beautiful estates in far-away places you will never be able to afford.
2. Websites offering exotic real estate for sale. While I was waiting for the final spreadsheet to be finished downstairs, I went to sothebysrealty.com for a dose of real estate porn.
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| 4. | despereal estate | ||
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(n.) property with negative equity in a declining real estate market There is so much despereal estate in this neighborhood. Behind every 'for sale' sign is a mortgage debt greater than the value of the house itself.
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| 5. | UNreal Estate | ||
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UNreal estate is a social term which describes the process through which a shady broker,landlord or property manager uses fictional or false information when listing anything permanently affixed to the land, such as buildings, specifically property that is fixed in location, for sale or rent on classified ads placed within the public realm. Said process could involve the offering of property which is not available (otherwise known as bait and switch), listing false characteristics of a property or just completely fabricating an entire listing. Craigslist is so packed with UNreal estate garbage ads these day that I might have never found an apartment if it weren't for the Loftninja!
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| 6. | Real Estate Agent | ||
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A full-service residential buyer- and seller-specialist who assists clients in the sale of real property. This person alleviates much of the confusion and frustrations of buying or selling a home with the experience she or he has amassed over time within a given local real estate market or neighborhood. A real estate agent is armed with the tools necessary to provide creative and innovative solutions in real estate services. She or he provides resources to assist clients discover value in real property, provides strategies to build equity in her or his clients’ investment, and facilitates negotiations toward an ideal solution for her or his clients. Does your real estate agent have a record of success?
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| 7. | yard sailing | ||
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A phrase used to describe the art of shopping at large numbers of yard sales, garage sales, and estate sales. "I can't WAIT to go yard sailing this weekend!"
"Yard sailing is my favorite activity of late." "There's nothing I would rather do than go yard sailing." |
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