Kurt's definitions

High School

A place which has no recess

Won't Believe it's just my luck - Nirvana

by Kurt December 12, 2004

Stabbing Kitten

While receiving oral satisfaction from a woman, stab her in the back. This will cause her jaw to clench giving you a different feeling than just and ordinary blow job would give.

My friends dared me to give here a stabbing kitten, because hey, I don't even like her anyways.

by Kurt April 23, 2005

nut smell

the smell of nuts

clean your nuts they smell like piss

by kurt June 14, 2003

Poobah

A scary leader of a cult or other diabolical gathering spawned to comprimise the national security of the Untied States of America

"All hail grand Poobah! Cross the pit of coals so you may join the black serpents of doom!"
-Cult members

by Kurt April 20, 2004

race nark

Some kid who rocks up to your party who you dont even know, and when you make race jokes with ur friends (all in good fun) gets all huffy.. even though he is in fact a white person, the race of people well renowned for their imperialist attitudes.

Kurt (white) : Watch out this kid might steal your land
Gadi (asian) : Haha
Gay kid (white): Thats not cool man, I am going to make up for hundreds of years of hatred and oppression with one act of melodramatic overexagerated political correctness
Gadi : I really dont mind hes just joking
Gay Kid : *tries to fight everyone*
Gadi : U dirty race nark

by Kurt November 15, 2005

mole back

someone with a back which is disgusting

rob i cant believe you rooted rhian she is a mole back

by kurt October 19, 2004

Argusius

An anoying member of Hxcs, he is only 15 and thinks he is that shit.

Don't be an Argusius

by Kurt June 22, 2003