Kurt's definitions

nut smell

the smell of nuts

clean your nuts they smell like piss

by kurt June 14, 2003

Stabbing Kitten

While receiving oral satisfaction from a woman, stab her in the back. This will cause her jaw to clench giving you a different feeling than just and ordinary blow job would give.

My friends dared me to give here a stabbing kitten, because hey, I don't even like her anyways.

by Kurt April 23, 2005

race nark

Some kid who rocks up to your party who you dont even know, and when you make race jokes with ur friends (all in good fun) gets all huffy.. even though he is in fact a white person, the race of people well renowned for their imperialist attitudes.

Kurt (white) : Watch out this kid might steal your land
Gadi (asian) : Haha
Gay kid (white): Thats not cool man, I am going to make up for hundreds of years of hatred and oppression with one act of melodramatic overexagerated political correctness
Gadi : I really dont mind hes just joking
Gay Kid : *tries to fight everyone*
Gadi : U dirty race nark

by Kurt November 15, 2005

Poobah

A scary leader of a cult or other diabolical gathering spawned to comprimise the national security of the Untied States of America

"All hail grand Poobah! Cross the pit of coals so you may join the black serpents of doom!"
-Cult members

by Kurt April 20, 2004

seabass

An old favorite nickname used to insult a friend within a certain group. At times it may totally replace a guy's name based on how gay he has been acting lately. Also used when formally introducing a friend to another by replacing their name with their new given name of seabass.

Ex: (1st guy) Hey, I'm going to give Stan a call.
(2nd guy) You mean Seabass?
(1st guy) You're damn right I mean Seabass.

by kurt April 25, 2005

Argusius

An anoying member of Hxcs, he is only 15 and thinks he is that shit.

Don't be an Argusius

by Kurt June 22, 2003

bordism

bordism - complete and utter boredom, a state in which you're sitting there falling asleep when you're wide awake.

Little johnny is suffering from utter fucking bordism

by Kurt August 8, 2004