Kurt's definitions

race nark

Some kid who rocks up to your party who you dont even know, and when you make race jokes with ur friends (all in good fun) gets all huffy.. even though he is in fact a white person, the race of people well renowned for their imperialist attitudes.

Kurt (white) : Watch out this kid might steal your land
Gadi (asian) : Haha
Gay kid (white): Thats not cool man, I am going to make up for hundreds of years of hatred and oppression with one act of melodramatic overexagerated political correctness
Gadi : I really dont mind hes just joking
Gay Kid : *tries to fight everyone*
Gadi : U dirty race nark

by Kurt November 15, 2005

mole back

someone with a back which is disgusting

rob i cant believe you rooted rhian she is a mole back

by kurt October 19, 2004

seabass

An old favorite nickname used to insult a friend within a certain group. At times it may totally replace a guy's name based on how gay he has been acting lately. Also used when formally introducing a friend to another by replacing their name with their new given name of seabass.

Ex: (1st guy) Hey, I'm going to give Stan a call.
(2nd guy) You mean Seabass?
(1st guy) You're damn right I mean Seabass.

by kurt April 25, 2005

bordism

bordism - complete and utter boredom, a state in which you're sitting there falling asleep when you're wide awake.

Little johnny is suffering from utter fucking bordism

by Kurt August 8, 2004

Argusius

An anoying member of Hxcs, he is only 15 and thinks he is that shit.

Don't be an Argusius

by Kurt June 22, 2003

Jewish Sports Car

A car that stops on a dime.

Did you see that new Jewish Sports car? It literally stopped on a dime so that cheap semite could pick it up.

by Kurt March 22, 2005

High School

A place which has no recess

Won't Believe it's just my luck - Nirvana

by Kurt December 12, 2004