13 definitions by Kramer Sarlacc Pit
I was so focused I went completely zone-deaf to the sweet young couple's conversation going on right nxt to me.
by Kramer Sarlacc Pit October 10, 2021
by Kramer Sarlacc Pit October 16, 2021
After thanking security for keeping us safe in our time of drinking, I went to the restroom for a total anal eclipse.
by Kramer Sarlacc Pit October 10, 2021
when a male genitalia needs to be reorganized after jogging and/or moving around all day. Best done after urinating and before washing hands.
Dude1: I caught my Lyft driver trying to fix his dickorganized package at a red light. Like, everyone can see your hand moving around in your pocket man, c'mon, not cool.
Dude2: here, have some hand sanitizer, its on me.
Dude2: here, have some hand sanitizer, its on me.
by Kramer Sarlacc Pit October 9, 2019
by Kramer Sarlacc Pit October 10, 2021
A guy with unusually large trapezius muscles whom isn't ready to come out of his shell just yet... Albeit he was a nice guy, he couldn't resist the urge to furrow his brow in disbelief and self loathing... I'm that guy. Hunched over a keyboard. Aggressively typing.
by Kramer Sarlacc Pit October 10, 2021
by Kramer Sarlacc Pit October 10, 2021