Kieran's definitions

Scoofy

The place on a male between the testicles and the anus

Haveing a hairy scoofy sucks

by Kieran February 12, 2004

woog

A word said in surprise, to accentuate how surprised you really are.

Woog! That monkey fell out of the sky!

by Kieran December 27, 2006

aqua turd

its when you take a shit in the ocean. Usually after the doing the big brown water snake floats up next to you.

dude i was at the beach yesterday, and that mexican food fuckin' got to me. Thank god i was wearing bord shorts cuz i took the fattest fucking aqua turd in the world.

by kieran May 6, 2004

fooaltiyeman

"Fooaltiyeman" is a blending of the words "few ill tell you man" which is derived from the fabled prick dialect.

fooaltiyeman if i dunnae get a fucking fag

by Kieran January 30, 2005

somf

sit on my face

i told the bitch to somf.

by kieran May 26, 2003

petty clamouring

the act of one being ivolved in a pointless argument with a gay

simon: You pedo
Kieran: whatever cucumber il not involve myself in this petty clamouring

by kieran April 22, 2005