8 definitions by Ken1plus2
one: Man, can you believe he Woody Allened his wife, and now his daughter is having his grandchild.
two: yo! dats half gay.
two: yo! dats half gay.
by Ken1plus2 April 10, 2017
1) The act of being in the seated position as if seated in a chair only without an actual chair. Usually an impossible kung fu maneuver seen in movies by expert martial artists.
2) The act when a girl is riding a guy top side, then shifts her feet forward and bounces as if getting up and down from a chair repeatedly. Typically, this speeds up the climax time for the guy, leading to less satisfaction by the female, unless the sex is horrible and she just wants it to end, then she can chair the guy and that would mean she is chairing him.
2) The act when a girl is riding a guy top side, then shifts her feet forward and bounces as if getting up and down from a chair repeatedly. Typically, this speeds up the climax time for the guy, leading to less satisfaction by the female, unless the sex is horrible and she just wants it to end, then she can chair the guy and that would mean she is chairing him.
Person 1) Did you see Jackie Chan chairing in that scene?
Pereon 2) Nah, I was fingering your sister.
Example 2)
Lady 1) how was sex last night?
Lady 2) Terrible, i started chairing him just so he would finish
Pereon 2) Nah, I was fingering your sister.
Example 2)
Lady 1) how was sex last night?
Lady 2) Terrible, i started chairing him just so he would finish
by Ken1plus2 March 21, 2018
Go Hulk (GOE-hullck)
To grab someone by the ankles and smash their face or head, depending on the way they grab the ankles, into the ground several times—at least three—by whipping their body above the head and back down on the ground so their head or face smashes first, followed by their body going limp, paralysis, and if done correctly, immediate death. This is then followed by petting a small furry animal as if you’ve done nothing wrong and walking away with your head held high.
To grab someone by the ankles and smash their face or head, depending on the way they grab the ankles, into the ground several times—at least three—by whipping their body above the head and back down on the ground so their head or face smashes first, followed by their body going limp, paralysis, and if done correctly, immediate death. This is then followed by petting a small furry animal as if you’ve done nothing wrong and walking away with your head held high.
Amanda - “hey, do you guys wanna snort some aspirin I crushed up to look like drugs?”
A few minutes later...
Jenny - “why is Amanda dead?”
Jeff - “she offered me fake drugs and I had no choice but to go hulk on her.”
A few minutes later...
Jenny - “why is Amanda dead?”
Jeff - “she offered me fake drugs and I had no choice but to go hulk on her.”
by Ken1plus2 March 19, 2019
one: Yo, you see those kitty litter stains on that ho's sandbox.
two: That ho don't mind kitty litter, just not in her litter box.
two: That ho don't mind kitty litter, just not in her litter box.
by Ken1plus2 April 10, 2017
Shrivels (shrëv-ELS)
When a woman is good looking, so she turns you on, but then she opens her mouth, and she’s so offensive, it makes your dick shrivel.
When a woman is good looking, so she turns you on, but then she opens her mouth, and she’s so offensive, it makes your dick shrivel.
For example:
One: did you see that hot ass bitch back there?
Two - yeah, I know her from back in the day. She’s hot til she opens her mouth, then she gives me the shrivels.
One - damn yo.
One: did you see that hot ass bitch back there?
Two - yeah, I know her from back in the day. She’s hot til she opens her mouth, then she gives me the shrivels.
One - damn yo.
by Ken1plus2 September 28, 2018
(Pronounced: FAR-tin row-ziss)
1) When you let out a stream of small farts that don’t smell even a little bit but can be either silent, partially silent, or sound like a playing card flickering against the spokes of a bicycle.
2) When you are winning at something trivial, like beating a guy off the line at a green light only to stop 100 feet later at the next red light.
1) When you let out a stream of small farts that don’t smell even a little bit but can be either silent, partially silent, or sound like a playing card flickering against the spokes of a bicycle.
2) When you are winning at something trivial, like beating a guy off the line at a green light only to stop 100 feet later at the next red light.
One: “I think I can take this guy, my car’s got more horsepower.”
Two: “ironically, I have gas, so we’re both fartin roses.”
One: “you sick fuck!”
Two: “ironically, I have gas, so we’re both fartin roses.”
One: “you sick fuck!”
by Ken1plus2 January 31, 2018
(pronounced: SHAH-bud)
Also: shaba’d, shabba’d, shabbaba’d, and shabba babba’d
Getting fucked over so royally you don't even realize the severity of how badly your being fucked over and joke that you're getting shabbed while being shabbed, made that much worse by your lack of insight and compounded continuously by virtue of the ignorance of the skyrocketing severity level of how badly shabbed you're getting fucked into.
(it becomes an infinite loop of vicious cycles, each exponentiating the impact of the previous to the point of becoming suicidal, but ultimately you laugh it off with “wow, I got fucken shabbed”)
E.g. (For example),
one: "that dude looks like he's just been fucken shabbed; poor fucken guy :("
two: "forgettem, his fucked in, shabbed out. Dye on hiz own denim..."
one: "...fuck in shabbed."
Also: shaba’d, shabba’d, shabbaba’d, and shabba babba’d
Getting fucked over so royally you don't even realize the severity of how badly your being fucked over and joke that you're getting shabbed while being shabbed, made that much worse by your lack of insight and compounded continuously by virtue of the ignorance of the skyrocketing severity level of how badly shabbed you're getting fucked into.
(it becomes an infinite loop of vicious cycles, each exponentiating the impact of the previous to the point of becoming suicidal, but ultimately you laugh it off with “wow, I got fucken shabbed”)
E.g. (For example),
one: "that dude looks like he's just been fucken shabbed; poor fucken guy :("
two: "forgettem, his fucked in, shabbed out. Dye on hiz own denim..."
one: "...fuck in shabbed."
E.g. (For example),
one: "that dude looks like he's just been fucken shabbed; poor fucken guy :("
two: "forgettem, his fucked in, shabbed out. Dye on hiz own denim pact his colon..."
one: "...fuckin shabbed."
one: "that dude looks like he's just been fucken shabbed; poor fucken guy :("
two: "forgettem, his fucked in, shabbed out. Dye on hiz own denim pact his colon..."
one: "...fuckin shabbed."
by Ken1plus2 January 31, 2018