Keifermail's definitions

Tards

Simply, the plural form of the word tard. More than one tard.

Democrats are tards!

by keifermail September 22, 2009

Dookie Finger

A coup de grace where one drags their finger through their ass and wipes it under a rivals nose. Though, not used very often after adolescence, a dookie finger carries more weight than a slap in the face with a white glove.

Jacob wanted to give her a dirty sanchez before she dumped him but she wouldn't let him tap that ass, so he had to settle for a dookie finger.

by keifermail August 14, 2009

Snag Lightning

Southern term to describe a very ugly person. Reserved for the most visually disturbing.

"Sorry dude, I can't be your wingman. I would take one for the team but that girl could snag lightning."

by keifermail July 13, 2009

Fart Game

The most recent addition to the Summer Olympic Games. The fart game is a game where opponents attempt to fart on each other. Made famous by Eddie Murphy's Delirious in 1983. Though the game has been played since Cain and Abel were adolescents.

"Ahhhh, dude you farted in my face. I had my mouth open and everything. It's on now! Let the fart game begin."

by keifermail September 12, 2009

Butter Teeth

A homonym that sounds like "but her teeth." To call a woman a "butter teeth" is to say her body and face are very attractive but her teeth are disgusting. It is even more fitting if the problem with her teeth is a yellow hue.

"I thought she was so hot, then she smiled- butter teeth!"
"Ugghhhh!"

by keifermail July 13, 2009

Percocet Whore

n. A person (not always a female) who has become so addicted to percocet that they will have sex for Percocets when none are available. The irony being that a percocet is generally sold for less than one minimum wage hour and if you offered the same person the cash instead of the pill they would retort, "I ain't no cheap whore. If you want to pay someone $5 for a blow job go find a crack whore."

"Man, Courtney is such a percocet whore. I told her I had three pills and she came over and fucked my brains out. I only gave her two pills. If you want some of that just call her up and tell her you got some Percs."

by keifermail August 22, 2008

FUG

An acronym for Fat Ugly Girl.

Mike tried to set me up with his sister but I saw her once at the pool and she is a FUG.

by keifermail August 28, 2008