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Keith

A really fat joint. Not to be confused with a blunt. A Keith is a joint that is about to bust out of the papers.
"Hey don't Bogart my Keith."
by keifermail July 12, 2009
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Nerdgin

Human subspecies of the nerd limb in the tree of life.
Nerd + Virgin = Nerdgin. Usually an adult male still living at home with is mother. See Momma's Boy. Other characteristics include an unhealthy addiction to Star Wars, Computers, Gaming, Technology, Sci Fi, World of Warcraft, Comics etc.
Jonathan wore his Yoda T shirt to the Mensa singles night out. What a nerdgin!
by keifermail October 1, 2009
mugGet the Nerdginmug.

Nose Tackle

A winning play in the fart game. To fart in someone's general direction on purpose. Literally, to fart in someone's face.
Neal got me with a nose tackle, I had my mouth open and everything.
by keifermail September 12, 2009
mugGet the Nose Tacklemug.

Shit Flavored Air

An unexpectantly raunchy patch of foul smelling air caused by a nasty fart. A delicacy in the right setting- see dutch oven. Usually the culprit is unknown (see SBD) and most often it is caused by random crop dusting.
Scott- "Did you taste that?"
Tap- "I smelt it."
Scott- "Shit flavored air!"
by keifermail August 8, 2009
mugGet the Shit Flavored Airmug.

Snag Lightning

Southern term to describe a very ugly person. Reserved for the most visually disturbing.
"Sorry dude, I can't be your wingman. I would take one for the team but that girl could snag lightning."
by keifermail July 13, 2009
mugGet the Snag Lightningmug.

Jetgasm

Occurs when a man rips an especially violent fart at the moment of orgasm thus adding a jet thrust to further explode his seed into the womb. Some men derive extra pleasure from the act of expelling their flatulence whilst they orgasm. Not for the feign of heart, it should only be utilized at the end of a relationship, with a fat chick, or with a really good humored mate.
She didn't like the jetgasm, but man it felt good as hell!
by keifermail June 29, 2009
mugGet the Jetgasmmug.

FUG

Mike tried to set me up with his sister but I saw her once at the pool and she is a FUG.
by keifermail August 28, 2008
mugGet the FUGmug.

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