Jonathan wore his Yoda T shirt to the Mensa
singles night out. What a nerdgin!
The moment of truth that occurs when you find out something you thought was really great is really all a facade. see Sham
I just got sham wowed. I was checking out this hot chicks ass and she turned around and 'snap'
dude looked like a lady!
Simply, the plural form of the word tard. More than one tard.
Democrats are tards!
An acronym for Fat Ugly Girl.
Mike tried to set me up with his sister but I saw her once at the pool and she is a FUG.
N. Alternate name for doggy style
. The name is derived from men's inability to last very long in this position. Hence, once he starts getting it doggie
, he's finished.
"Ward's ass came home drunk and frisky. He was on top of me riding away- blowing his beer breath all over me, I couldn't take anymore so I rolled over into the finishing position and let nature take it's course."
Soup of the day that tastes just like yesterday's but has a different name.
Dude, the Golden Lentil Soup tastes just like yesterday's Newfoundland Style Pea Soup- deja stew!
To be elected President and spend hardworking American's money like you won the Lottery. Named after American lottery game sold through U.S. lotteries as a shared jackpot pool game in 30 states. It is coordinated by the Multi-State Lottery Association (MUSL), a non-profit association formed by an agreement with member lotteries. Powerball is drawn Wednesdays and Saturdays.
Powerball Obama has spent more money in his first 100 days than George Bush spent his entire 8 years in office. You won the presidency, not the lottery, STOP spending our money!