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by keifermail August 8, 2009
Get the God's Cruel Joke mug.Reverse acronym for fart.
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Get the Frequently Activated Rectal Tremble mug.Day Shift Problem- Acronym used at the end of a night shift to describe a problem that they are leaving for the day shift.
"Don't worry about changing that old ladies shitty diaper dude, it's only 25 minutes to quitin' time, that shit is a DSP."
by keifermail August 22, 2008
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Manually stimulating your penis with your hand to achieve orgasm.
Manually stimulating your penis with your hand to achieve orgasm.
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Get the Sober mug.N. Old literary term for sexual copulation. The most famous being a quote from William Shakespeare's Othello where Iago informs the King that his daughter has been having sex with a black man. Though modern high school students generally assume that making the two back beast is a reference to doing it doggy style the literal meaning in the 15th century was sex face to face or in the missionary position.
"If you tell Momma I was spying on you, then I'll tell her you and Jorge were making the two backed beast."
William Shakespeare. Othello. (1605): Iago: ' I am one, sir, that comes to tell you, your daughter and the Moor are now making-the-beast-with-two-backs .'
William Shakespeare. Othello. (1605): Iago: ' I am one, sir, that comes to tell you, your daughter and the Moor are now making-the-beast-with-two-backs .'
by keifermail August 22, 2008
Get the two backed beast mug.Person engaged in a dangerous act with the most likely conclusion is their ending up a patient in a trauma unit.
An idiot riding a wheelie down the interstate at 70 mph with no helmet.
"Rick must be drunk, wrestling an alligator is trauma seeking behavior."
"Rick must be drunk, wrestling an alligator is trauma seeking behavior."
by keifermail August 21, 2008
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