Keifermail's definitions

Sham Wowed

The moment of truth that occurs when you find out something you thought was really great is really all a facade. see Sham

I just got sham wowed. I was checking out this hot chicks ass and she turned around and 'snap' dude looked like a lady!

by keifermail September 30, 2009

Jetgasm

Occurs when a man rips an especially violent fart at the moment of orgasm thus adding a jet thrust to further explode his seed into the womb. Some men derive extra pleasure from the act of expelling their flatulence whilst they orgasm. Not for the feign of heart, it should only be utilized at the end of a relationship, with a fat chick, or with a really good humored mate.

She didn't like the jetgasm, but man it felt good as hell!

by keifermail June 29, 2009

trauma seeking behavior

Person engaged in a dangerous act with the most likely conclusion is their ending up a patient in a trauma unit.

An idiot riding a wheelie down the interstate at 70 mph with no helmet.

"Rick must be drunk, wrestling an alligator is trauma seeking behavior."

by keifermail August 21, 2008

beerterrogation

A process of extracting secret information from someone by getting them drunk and thereby loosening their ability to control their tongue.

We took the manager out and did some shots and pitchers. The beerterrogation worked, before long he admitted layoffs were coming.

by keifermail October 2, 2008

Snag Lightning

Southern term to describe a very ugly person. Reserved for the most visually disturbing.

"Sorry dude, I can't be your wingman. I would take one for the team but that girl could snag lightning."

by keifermail July 13, 2009

Keith

A really fat joint. Not to be confused with a blunt. A Keith is a joint that is about to bust out of the papers.

"Hey don't Bogart my Keith."

by keifermail July 12, 2009

Powerball Obama

To be elected President and spend hardworking American's money like you won the Lottery. Named after American lottery game sold through U.S. lotteries as a shared jackpot pool game in 30 states. It is coordinated by the Multi-State Lottery Association (MUSL), a non-profit association formed by an agreement with member lotteries. Powerball is drawn Wednesdays and Saturdays.

Powerball Obama has spent more money in his first 100 days than George Bush spent his entire 8 years in office. You won the presidency, not the lottery, STOP spending our money!

by keifermail August 7, 2009