Keifermail's definitions

Assfuckitis

Chronic state of being an assfuck.

Sheila has a severe case of assfuckitis.

by keifermail August 8, 2009

Tards

Simply, the plural form of the word tard. More than one tard.

Democrats are tards!

by keifermail September 22, 2009

Finishing Position

N. Alternate name for doggy style. The name is derived from men's inability to last very long in this position. Hence, once he starts getting it doggie, he's finished.

"Ward's ass came home drunk and frisky. He was on top of me riding away- blowing his beer breath all over me, I couldn't take anymore so I rolled over into the finishing position and let nature take it's course."

by keifermail December 10, 2009

Deja Stew

Soup of the day that tastes just like yesterday's but has a different name.

Dude, the Golden Lentil Soup tastes just like yesterday's Newfoundland Style Pea Soup- deja stew!

by keifermail December 24, 2009

Sober

The unpleasant state between drinks.

I am sober unfortunately!

by keifermail September 6, 2009

trauma seeking behavior

Person engaged in a dangerous act with the most likely conclusion is their ending up a patient in a trauma unit.

An idiot riding a wheelie down the interstate at 70 mph with no helmet.

"Rick must be drunk, wrestling an alligator is trauma seeking behavior."

by keifermail August 21, 2008

CTJM

Acronym- Come to Jesus Moment! Usually an unexpected and over exciting life cahnging experience similar to watching your dog get run over or seeing your girlfriend kiss another guy.

"I bit into that habernero and had a CTJM."

by keifermail August 22, 2008