Keifermail's definitions

There's Bob!

A secret phrase between two men at a social gathering or sporting event where they can alert the other that a chick with nice breasts is in the vicinity without alerting those around them. The term is simply boob minus an o. Boob-o=bob.

1st Dude: "Hey look there's Bob!" (Points at breast)
2nd Dude: "I am so glad he could make it. I was worried he wouldn't."

by keifermail July 12, 2009

Nerdgin

Human subspecies of the nerd limb in the tree of life.
Nerd + Virgin = Nerdgin. Usually an adult male still living at home with is mother. See Momma's Boy. Other characteristics include an unhealthy addiction to Star Wars, Computers, Gaming, Technology, Sci Fi, World of Warcraft, Comics etc.

Jonathan wore his Yoda T shirt to the Mensa singles night out. What a nerdgin!

by keifermail October 1, 2009

Nose Tackle

A winning play in the fart game. To fart in someone's general direction on purpose. Literally, to fart in someone's face.

Neal got me with a nose tackle, I had my mouth open and everything.

by keifermail September 12, 2009

Whale Potential

A girl that is not overweight at present, but shows great potential to get fat. This is usually best observed in skinny women with huge "cankles." The theory being that God gave her big calves and ankles to support future weight gains.

"Man he better not marry her, she has huge whale potential. She drops out one kid and she'll look like Roseanne Barr."

by keifermail August 22, 2008

beerterrogation

A process of extracting secret information from someone by getting them drunk and thereby loosening their ability to control their tongue.

We took the manager out and did some shots and pitchers. The beerterrogation worked, before long he admitted layoffs were coming.

by keifermail October 2, 2008

Dookie Finger

A coup de grace where one drags their finger through their ass and wipes it under a rivals nose. Though, not used very often after adolescence, a dookie finger carries more weight than a slap in the face with a white glove.

Jacob wanted to give her a dirty sanchez before she dumped him but she wouldn't let him tap that ass, so he had to settle for a dookie finger.

by keifermail August 14, 2009

Keith

A really fat joint. Not to be confused with a blunt. A Keith is a joint that is about to bust out of the papers.

"Hey don't Bogart my Keith."

by keifermail July 12, 2009