by keifermail August 08, 2009
Get the Assfuckitismug. N. Choke the chicken, manhandle the salami, whack off, spank the monkey, manually express semen, beat the meat, shake hands with your one-eyed best friend. To master your own domain.
"First thing I did when I got home was whack my pug. I swear I ain't never going to another cheer leading competition."
by keifermail July 12, 2009
Get the Whack My Pugmug. N. Alternate name for doggy style. The name is derived from men's inability to last very long in this position. Hence, once he starts getting it doggie, he's finished.
"Ward's ass came home drunk and frisky. He was on top of me riding away- blowing his beer breath all over me, I couldn't take anymore so I rolled over into the finishing position and let nature take it's course."
by keifermail December 10, 2009
Get the Finishing Positionmug. by keifermail December 24, 2009
Get the Deja Stewmug. Occurs when a man rips an especially violent fart at the moment of orgasm thus adding a jet thrust to further explode his seed into the womb. Some men derive extra pleasure from the act of expelling their flatulence whilst they orgasm. Not for the feign of heart, it should only be utilized at the end of a relationship, with a fat chick, or with a really good humored mate.
by keifermail June 29, 2009
Get the Jetgasmmug. A coup de grace where one drags their finger through their ass and wipes it under a rivals nose. Though, not used very often after adolescence, a dookie finger carries more weight than a slap in the face with a white glove.
Jacob wanted to give her a dirty sanchez before she dumped him but she wouldn't let him tap that ass, so he had to settle for a dookie finger.
by keifermail August 14, 2009
Get the Dookie Fingermug. "Sorry dude, I can't be your wingman. I would take one for the team but that girl could snag lightning."
by keifermail July 13, 2009
Get the Snag Lightningmug.