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Butch Chaser

A straight man that is attracted to tom-boyish, more athletic women who dressed simply with little or no makeup, etc. Unfortunately, many of these women are lesbians. See butch, bull dyke, etc. Not to be confused with a fag hag who knowingly befriend homosexual men, the Butch Chaser is simply attracted to women who most often are lesbians by default.
"Steve's a Butch Chaser, he thinks that dump truck driver lady was hot."
by keifermail July 23, 2009
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Sham Wowed

The moment of truth that occurs when you find out something you thought was really great is really all a facade. see Sham
I just got sham wowed. I was checking out this hot chicks ass and she turned around and 'snap' dude looked like a lady!
by keifermail September 30, 2009
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Living off the government tit

Literally, a low life that is able bodied, yet lives off government assistance. I.E. Welfare, WIC, Food Stamps etc. etc.

In the film Forrest Gump, Forrest asks Lt. Dan what he's doing now when he sees him for the first time after they arrive home. Lt. Dan, who has lost both legs and is confined to a wheelchair, states, "Living off the government tit."

The phrase is a reference to Lt. Dan's receiving a monthly stipen for the loss of his lower limbs.

In recent years, the term has a negative connotation and is often used to describe healthy welfare recipients that are able to work but choose not to because they are satisfied with their welfare checks for doing nothing.
The people living off the government tit are the largest voter pool for the democratic party.

Living off the government tit is free ride for people who realize government cheese is preferable to gainful employment.
by keifermail July 12, 2009
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low riders

Refers to homosexual men wearing their pants low on the hip to expose colorful underwear in an attempt to attract a mate. The low riding pants signifies easy access to the mans rear compartment and not so subtly letting the other man know that he is on the down low. Originated in American prisons as a form of peacocking around the cell block. See alsoteardrop tattoo.
"Since I been wearing my FUBU's low riders style, I been getting hit on by dudes everywhere I go."
by keifermail August 8, 2009
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Teleprompter

Barack Obama'sCrutch and lifeline.
His teleprompter went out and now he has telepromptourettes.
by keifermail August 8, 2009
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fuck her down

To fuck a girl so correctiy that she is unable to stand afterwards.
K’s girlfriend in Blade Runner 2049, I would Fuck Her Down!
by keifermail January 14, 2018
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Lean Over

A light hangover. Very similar to a hangover except you are not hanging, just leaning.
Keifer: "Dude, I feel a little hungover, I only had three beers."
Neal: "You're having a lean over, man. You're only halfway there, you might as well have gotten completely smashed."
by keifermail July 12, 2009
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