A large penis on an unattractive man.
"Ever notice all the tards
have huge cocks
. Man, God's cruel joke."
A girl that is not overweight at present, but shows great potential to get fat. This is usually best observed in skinny women with huge "cankles." The theory being that God gave her big calves and ankles to support future weight gains.
"Man he better not marry her, she has huge whale potential. She drops out one kid and she'll look like Roseanne Barr."
N. A person that is physically attractive, but not very intelligent. It's like a really cute puppy that is stupid, you want to play with it, but not keep it.
Mary- "Oh my god, Lindsey's new boyfriend is so hot."
Alex- "Yeah, but have you talked to him, he is a Downs Syndrome Puppy. Probably can't recite the alphabet without singing it."
Contagious disease that is caused by employees seeing others getting promoted by kissing the bosses ass and they follow suit. Symptoms include brown nose and lips with blindness to the bosses ineptitude.
Have you seen how brown Sheila's lips are lately, looks like she has a bad case of asskissitis.
"Mom walked in while I was milking the trouser snake."
I went to donate some sperm and she handed me a cup and said "Please manually express semen into this cup.' I was like, "Speak English lady."
"Go jack your dick and come into this cup," she said.
n. a person who goes to the docter/ER feigning illness in the hopes that they may receive a prescription for their drug of choice. Characterized by the person claiming to have allergies to every drug but the one they want. Much to the seekers dismay, health care providers are taught in school to recognize their obvious addiction.
"Don't believe him, Floyd is a drug seeker; allergic to everything but Percocet, he's here everyday, and was arrested last week for blowing a guy for half a perc."