6 definitions by Jukub

Obungus

An edited photo of the former US president Barrack Obama, with comically large eyes and philtrum.

Jessy: Hey Jerry! How are you doin?
Jerry: Obungus.
Jessy: Shut the f#ck up.

by Jukub December 23, 2021

Hoon

Refers to a person participating in illegal vehicular activities; for example,
- Participating in street racing
- Driving at speeds far exceeding the speed limit
- Engaging in burnouts or drifting
These activities are usually done at night by Provisional drivers in Facebook marketplace shitboxes but can also be done by actually competent drivers

Living near the freeway sucks because of idiots hooning their catless Holdens at night

by Jukub July 8, 2023

Martin Cabello

A mentally diseased man.

Oh shit! Here comes Martin Cabello! Better hide my gas cans and my kids!
-Josh Powell

by Jukub August 8, 2021

Scalper

A person who purchases an item of limited availability to later sell it at a much larger price.

Tim: Hey Jim! Kim's got so much money to spend, any idea how he got it?
Jim: Kim is a dirty scalper, we don't talk to Kim anymore

by Jukub August 8, 2021

Kanye East

OBAMA HAMBURGER SUSSY BALLS

Ka n ye East Kanye East

by Jukub August 8, 2021

CAD

Short for "Computer Aided Design"

Brett: Do you think I should get a CAD degree?
Rhett: Only if you're a NERD!!! Of course, I'm joking! CAD is awesome!

by Jukub December 23, 2021