Joy's definitions

bad hair day

A bad hair day is also a day when everything is going bad. It has nothing to do with how one's hair really is, it's just that everything is going wrong. The term "bad hair day" derives from how psycho one feels because everything is going all wrong on a particular day!!

Grabs handsful of hair and tugs in indesperation, "Arrrrrgh!! I'm having such a bad hair day!!"

by Joy January 25, 2005

Sting

The most beautiful man on the planet, who I will marry one day.

Do you Joy, Take the Sting

I DOO!!!

by Joy January 6, 2005

goatse.cx

Good raging material

goatse.cx is fucking sick

by Joy December 19, 2003

Clown Punch

A swift, unexpected punch to the back of the head.

I couldn't help but clown punch my brother while he was bent over tying his shoes.

by Joy November 19, 2006

tuckle

to put into simpler terms another word for your toe knuckles

you have hairy tuckles...ew

by joy April 21, 2004

porkchop

police helicopter

the porkchop is hunting tonight.

by Joy September 12, 2003

panda express

Sells the worst chinese food ever. Found in mall food courts.

"I'm hungry as hell, let's eat some chinese food"
"ok, but not panda express, they suck"

by Joy May 13, 2005