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The Old man who works at sams club that only looks at your breasts.
Joy: "oh look tits-pervert is working today"
by Joy March 07, 2005

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Description: A desperate, lonely middle-aged man who becomes aroused whilst listening in on private conversations between uninterested local females at the pub.
Typical habitat: The Titspervert will attempt unsuccessfully to join a private conversation between much younger females at the local pub. This results in aggression and verbal abuse from said females, although this is not always a successful deterrant (see below).
Behaviour: Generally irritating, the titspervert will attempt to gain the attention of surrounding females by offering drinks repeatedly, depite constant knock-backs and, eventually, torrents of verbal abuse.
Can also be seen circling the pool table in a far-too-tight T-shirt, displaying foul man-boobs, beer-gut and bald spot in an attempt to attract women young enough to be his daughter. Titspervert does not appear to realise that this is likely to induce vomiting in said females.
Titspervert:"Evening ladies, I noticed some accidental breast fondling going on over here. Can I buy you all a drink (so I can sit at your table and oggle your ample mamories)?"
Local girls: "FUCK OFF, TITSPERVERT!"
by lol =D November 08, 2007

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