Joshua's definitions

shart on a tart

Expression meaning, in basic terms, "Woe is me!"; crap; poop

*after stepping into dog poop with my new Manolo Blahniks* "Oh, shart on a tart! I stepped into dog poop with my new Manolo Blahniks!"

by Joshua September 28, 2004

top loader

The act of defecating in the tank of a toilet. Also known as an upper decker.

I left them a top loader on my last day at the office.

by joshua September 29, 2003

scunt

A hybrid mix of 'skunk' and 'cunt'. Used in much the same way as 'bitch' or 'bastard'.
Or used to describe a vagina which emits an unpleasant odor.

origin. New Foundland, Canada

'I'll show you, you fuckin' scunt'

by joshua January 29, 2004

country come to town

When a redneck or other socially degenerate individual enters or moves into an area of high culture, thereby creating a fish out of water situation

"It looks like Lula Mae and Bubba decided to attend the wine tasting with their own To-Go cups. Country come to town is always so tragic, don't you think?"

by Joshua December 27, 2003

bookik

A verb meaning "press the button". Originates from a grocery store rambling gone astray.

James: "Hey Jim, bookik!"

by Joshua January 4, 2005

last nighter

A person some had sex with. Usally ugly, lame, or they don't like for some reason!

Friend,"Hey Sean are you goning to hit that agin?"
Sean,"No she was a last nighter!"

This word was made up for Sean,I know you can do better stop setteling for less!!

by Joshua December 29, 2003

Whoo Wooo

Being very exicited about something
Being very happy about something

And the Cars are Like WHOO WOOOOOOO

by Joshua February 1, 2004