Joshua's definitions

auto pilot

When some one is so drunk that they are a ass clown and ignorant. Then they wake up and don't remember any thing! Also known as pulling a Josh!

Josh got so drunk last night that he went on auto pilot and called all the grils bitche$.

by Joshua December 29, 2003

shart on a tart

Expression meaning, in basic terms, "Woe is me!"; crap; poop

*after stepping into dog poop with my new Manolo Blahniks* "Oh, shart on a tart! I stepped into dog poop with my new Manolo Blahniks!"

by Joshua September 28, 2004

yac

cognac; see yak

sippin' on a pint of yac

by joshua February 4, 2004

parvez

The shizzle of the nizzle at universitizzle of vermizzle.

we need parvez before we go drizzle the vizzle.

by Joshua March 9, 2003

country come to town

When a redneck or other socially degenerate individual enters or moves into an area of high culture, thereby creating a fish out of water situation

"It looks like Lula Mae and Bubba decided to attend the wine tasting with their own To-Go cups. Country come to town is always so tragic, don't you think?"

by Joshua December 27, 2003

scunt

A hybrid mix of 'skunk' and 'cunt'. Used in much the same way as 'bitch' or 'bastard'.
Or used to describe a vagina which emits an unpleasant odor.

origin. New Foundland, Canada

'I'll show you, you fuckin' scunt'

by joshua January 29, 2004

last nighter

A person some had sex with. Usally ugly, lame, or they don't like for some reason!

Friend,"Hey Sean are you goning to hit that agin?"
Sean,"No she was a last nighter!"

This word was made up for Sean,I know you can do better stop setteling for less!!

by Joshua December 29, 2003