Jose's definitions

thonk

when a man staddles a woman's torso and slaps her face with his semi-erect penis

I like to thonk your wife before I bang her.

by jose April 22, 2005

Tezkah

hyper coffee drinking wack (verb)

(brother way too hyper) hey you, stop being tezkah!

by jose May 13, 2005

Cutback

When you ask for a raise and your manager tells you its not that we arent paying enough its that you are spending too much

How many times a day are you eating you need to cutback

by Jose February 11, 2005

slinky

a whore, a slut, a dirty girl, girl that gives people STD's

a woman that sleeps with many men

by Jose May 13, 2005

Poway

A city near San Diego known for a lot of money and also Garden Road where the poor ass bitches reside. Known for extreme underage drinkings, sexy pre-pubescient teens, hot moms, a lot of pain killers, and a youth that just doesnt give a fuck Poway is home to about 100,000 proud Moms and Dads and substance abusing children. If ever traveling to poway, watch out for Espola Road where drunk driving is rampant (also heers house). The sports teams are known more for getting fucked up then for winning. Poway high school is satelite school of "OC." With nothing to do, kids avoid the nagging police while popping oxycontin and drinking beer from parking lot to parking lot. Come and enjoy POWAY!

Poway is sick as fuck.

by jose May 13, 2005

sickkups

1. The word sick with a swanky way of saying it.
2. It is derived from the word hiccups..

Jose: Yo mang i'm goin to my girl's house..
Rick: You are so lucky..
Jose: I'll hook u up wit her friends.
Rick: Sickkups!

by Jose March 2, 2005

t and a

tits and ass

check out da t and a on her ese

by jose August 30, 2003