Jonathan's definitions

icite

Word used by quebeckers. Bastardization of "ici".

Icite chu chez nous.

by Jonathan January 28, 2004

smashed

Word used to describe a vagina that's beat and/or resembles pastrami.

She must have just got through fucking an army of dudes because she was smashed!

She wouldn't feel a fence post there, she's smashed.

by Jonathan January 14, 2005

baddiel

Baddiel is a term given for a very unfunny comedian or one who believes he/she is funny but really isn't.

We all piled into the minivan and made our way to Bracknell to see Donna McPhail doing stand-up. At one point during her act, she asked if there was a doctor in the house. There was. He replied "Yes, now tell me if there is a comedian?" She was sooo bad she was a Baddiel.

by Jonathan June 22, 2004

SDG

single digit great-when a person gets a single digit amount of greats on a song of DDR

i got a sdg on max 300 only 8 of them...thats frickin amazing!

by Jonathan April 25, 2004

rewie

The Define God

You: Rewie!
Stupid Kid: Who?
You: REWIE!!!!!!
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May Rewie Bless You

by Jonathan January 19, 2004

Nobo

the art of being a total dumbass one who knows nothing about anything

Nicholas you stupid nobo

by Jonathan March 28, 2005

perminary

A temporary solution that has been implemented on a permanent basis.

That constuction trailer has been in use for years and has become perminary.

by Jonathan July 28, 2004