Jonathan's definitions

sorta kinda

"kinda sorta" backwards. It has the same meaning, but sounds worse.

-Having a Good Day?

-Meh... (kinda sorta/sorta kinda)

by Jonathan December 2, 2004

M.O.B

Money over Bitches aka members of the block aka money off the books aka money over bullshit.

Your money is your currency, your niggaz,family, education.anything that deals wit sucess. a bitch is anyone or thing that gets in the way of that. mob 4 life ,from da southside 2 h-block n all da way 2 baisley projects.

by Jonathan November 27, 2003

bumfucked

The act of having your bum fucked. Taking a dick up your ass for sexual gratification purposes.

The young gay lad was worried because he knew that now he had Come Out and accepted his sexuality, that he would more than likely get bumfucked. Why couldn't his life be easy like lesbians who just Come Out and get on with things? Why would he have to bend over and take it up the ass? Sheesh, he wasn't looking forward to being bumfucked but it would be a part of his life now.

by Jonathan June 22, 2004

black and mild

Middleton's finest tobacco product. A cigar that is convenient in all situations.

Shortened: a blackie

"Dude, where's the blackies, i need a buzz?"

by Jonathan March 13, 2005

clean head

A circumcised male.

Instead of picking teams, the guys divided up between CLEAN HEADS and cheese dicks for a game of hoops.

by Jonathan January 20, 2004

Homestar Runner

1. The star of the best cartoon, Flash or otherwise, to ever exist.
2. The greatest entertainer of this or any generation.

Oh Hewo. Stwong Bad could not make it today, so I will be taking his place. My name is Homestaw Wunno.

by Jonathan October 16, 2003

Zonda

The coolest OT member evar, he's so cool, people actually let him postwhore and stuff

Zonda, from OT, is the new god of life

by Jonathan September 8, 2004