Jonathan's definitions

weiner show

Exposing the weiner in public.
Sex
Foreplay
A way of getting someones attention

Jon did the weiner show at Mickeys last weekend.

"Hey sweetcakes, can I have the weiner show now?"

by jonathan May 13, 2005

bum beads

bum beads are droplets of saliva left after some serious ass rimming.

"Did you meet Nick at the gay bar the other night?" "Yeah, sure did. I went back to his place and rimmed him for ages. When I was done, I pulled away and could make out his bum beads."

by Jonathan June 17, 2006

GFYAD

Go Fuck Yourself And Die

Please GFYAD! It'll make the world a better place.

by Jonathan December 13, 2003

will ferrell

the sexiest man alive, fuck johnny depp

i'd go gay for will ferrell

by jonathan April 24, 2005

butchers

a place where they chop up dead animals

i'm going to get some beef from the butchers

by Jonathan November 20, 2003

Stuponfucious

The state of...you know..induced by...thinking something is..is..awesome.

1.Hey dude, that turtleneck sweater is stuponfucious!
2. What a utterly stuponfucious rubber duck!

by Jonathan December 10, 2003

Coldi

Adjective: A cold enviornment or object.

It is "Coldi" out here. That drink is "Coldi."

by Jonathan December 1, 2003