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Chinstrap

When one is inducing orgasm using the art of titty F*cking the final "blow" is produced by extreme pressure causing the seminal fluid to spread across the partners chin causing a "strap" affect.
Other known uses:

1.That guy is such a chinstrap.

2. I just wen skiing on chinstrap mountain.
by Jonathan April 22, 2005
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Smoking cock

An act in witch a person sucks a man's penis.
Billy shure loves Smoking cock!
by Jonathan December 9, 2003
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McDerby

A term you would call an irishman with the last name "Derby" to piss him off because you are a cigar smoking cheese holed dick bastard who'd like a punch in the mouth.
Hey! Throw the darts McDerby! *recieves a punch in the face*
by Jonathan April 9, 2004
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Off The Rocks

cool, phat, "hip", fashionable, (see of the chain/hook)
Yo0 this party's Off The Rocks!!
This Shirt's Off The Rocks!
Yea, its Off The Rocks
(Note: used as off the chain/hook,etc.
by Jonathan October 6, 2003
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T-Virus

The 'T-virus', which stands for 'Tyrant-virus', is an RNA virus developed by the international pharmaceutical company Umbrella. It was created for use in the development of 'Human biological weapons', better known as zombies. By using it to mutate a victim's genes while also adding the DNA of an amphibian, the 'Fighting biological weapon', known as the Hunter, was also created. An even deadlier 'Fighting biological weapon', called the Tyrant, can be made by injecting the 'T-virus' into a perfectly compatible host.

Roughly 90% of the world's human population can be infected by the virus and turn to zombies, while those who escape infection could be killed by the infected. Roughly 1 in 10 million people will become a Tyrant when infected.

All lifeforms, ranging from primitive insects to mammals, can be infected by the 'T-virus'.
The 'T-virus' was responsible for the outbreak of mutants in and near Raccoon city in 1998.
by Jonathan December 26, 2003
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bligger

yo nigga fdsjsjfhjkdasHLfjkhalkfjsdfh
by jonathan April 23, 2005
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Grand Theft Auto

someone that steals a car from someone,Also known as a game 'Grand Theft Auto:Vice City' and other series
car owner:OMG, HE STOLE MY CAR!
car jacker:tomorrow you'll be laughing about this!
someguy: hey look guys! hes doing grabd theft auto!
by Jonathan March 6, 2004
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