Jonathan's definitions

perminary

A temporary solution that has been implemented on a permanent basis.

That constuction trailer has been in use for years and has become perminary.

by Jonathan July 28, 2004

Nobo

the art of being a total dumbass one who knows nothing about anything

Nicholas you stupid nobo

by Jonathan March 28, 2005

Freak den

An area, typically an establishment, where people so weird they'd be turned down by the circus gather and attempt to socialize.

I wouldn't go to that bar if they were handing out free beer! It's a freak den!

Man, Harvard Square is such a free den.

by Jonathan January 13, 2005

slant

an asian girl's pu-nanny

I got some slant from lucy liu

by jonathan February 24, 2005

spife

It's a spife. Spoon and knife combined.
Duh.

CIA Agent: The victim appears to have been spifed several times in the neck.

by Jonathan December 11, 2003

arch

To snap ones teeth at another person.

Jimmy looked at Patty and said "arch".

by Jonathan February 3, 2005

rewie

The Define God

You: Rewie!
Stupid Kid: Who?
You: REWIE!!!!!!
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May Rewie Bless You

by Jonathan January 19, 2004