Johnson's definitions

floobs

when a take a wet shit that splashes up back into ur butt, causing u to take another shit.

taco bell gives me the floobs.

by johnson July 31, 2004

Balmore

Ayoh, it's Balmer, huns. >_>

I live in Balmer, Murland and there was a big far down on Norf Abnoo sao the far injuns put it aoyt.

by Johnson March 5, 2003

Bobbly Monies

MOney for spending on stupid stuff: Drinks, Drugs and Rock and Roll ect..

Oh, I just got noff bobbly monies from my mom.

by Johnson September 27, 2003

kazakstan

The 9th largest country in the world.
Capital: Astana
Borders China, Uzbekistan, Kyrgyzstan, Turmenistan, and Russia.
Has nuclear missiles from the former Soviet Union.

My trip to Kazakstan was interesting.

by JOHNSON October 19, 2003

butchmaster

street name for Butchington C-grove
slangs clorox on the regular while hes coston on teh poop deck has his nicca bob slang them shits for him

BuTCHMASTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HAND IN YOUR CONFESSIONS!!!!!!!!

by Johnson April 28, 2004

micronesia

The Federated States Of Micronesia is and island nation in the Pacific Ocean. It's capital is Palir.

Micronesia is a country.

by JOHNSON October 18, 2003

horse shoes

A game when you throw metal horse shoes at a stick.

horse shoes is the best game

by JOHNSON October 16, 2003