Johnson's definitions

Scrimmy

A person who constantly stares at nothing in particular, a practice also known as "spacing".

"For God's sake Scrimmy, will you stop spacing!!!"
"...........I'm not.............."

by johnson December 19, 2003

thunder

A soundwave caused by lightning rapidly heating the air and exploding.

Fred heard thunder and said, "whooaooaoaoaoo you lose"

by JOHNSON October 30, 2003

XD

A laughing face. Hey, it's better than lol.

When I was walking to the mall my friends got hit by a car and were killed XD

by Johnson March 29, 2003

Vanilla Coke

The single grestest consumable product to ever exist.

Ooh, look, a bottle of Vanilla Coke *orgasm*

by Johnson February 19, 2003

Haugputzarahelvíti

Is að man that thinks he is very good in CS but actually is so bad that it´s hard to look at it

Valli is one of the most haugputzarahelvíti in the world

by Johnson April 30, 2004

milkandcheese

noun Variety of fetish that involves repeated ejaculation on a female by many (8 will do) men.

I think you have a future in milk_n_cheese videos.

by Johnson April 4, 2003

weber

famous mountain man of the west

Buy me a burrito, Weber!

by Johnson April 5, 2005