Johnson's definitions

lightning

A strike of electricity that comes from the ground up to a cummolimbus cloud.

Fred saw lightning and said "whoaaooaoaoaoaoa I win!"

by JOHNSON October 30, 2003

thunder

A soundwave caused by lightning rapidly heating the air and exploding.

Fred heard thunder and said, "whooaooaoaoaoo you lose"

by JOHNSON October 30, 2003

FYROM

The acrenym for the Former Yugoslav Republic Of Macedonia.

This country is abreviated by FYROM.

by JOHNSON November 2, 2003

fat waza

a term for an exeptionally fat bastard

urrrrrrrrrr, look at that fat waza!

by johnson November 4, 2003

Qatar

A generally small bich pretty wealthy country on the northern side of Saudi Arabia. It is not oil rich but makes most of its income in Military Base uses. Many countries use its bases due to strategic location such as the US, UK, Poland, and even its own army.
Capital: Doha

No one on the news pronounces Qatar correctly.

by JOHNSON November 10, 2003

Belarus

A country in eastern europe formerlly part of the Soviet Union. They have a pretty good olympic hockey team.
Capital: Minsk

I went to Belarus last year.

by JOHNSON November 10, 2003

shat

another word for stuff

Man i've got to go get some shat from the adult section in the back.

by Johnson November 14, 2003