Johnson's definitions

Balmore

Ayoh, it's Balmer, huns. >_>

I live in Balmer, Murland and there was a big far down on Norf Abnoo sao the far injuns put it aoyt.

by Johnson March 5, 2003

kazakstan

The 9th largest country in the world.
Capital: Astana
Borders China, Uzbekistan, Kyrgyzstan, Turmenistan, and Russia.
Has nuclear missiles from the former Soviet Union.

My trip to Kazakstan was interesting.

by JOHNSON October 19, 2003

delacruz

oral copulating homosexual male

that delacruz is a real ass monkey. he can really plow the pudding

by johnson February 3, 2003

suck it easy, bitch

a phrase used to wish one luck on their next oral sex conquest

The Real Ashley: "Good night, guys!"
The Fake Ashley: "Suck it easy, bitch!"
The Real Ashley: "Thanks, you too!"

by johnson January 3, 2005

milkandcheese

noun Variety of fetish that involves repeated ejaculation on a female by many (8 will do) men.

I think you have a future in milk_n_cheese videos.

by Johnson April 4, 2003

Haugputzarahelvíti

Is að man that thinks he is very good in CS but actually is so bad that it´s hard to look at it

Valli is one of the most haugputzarahelvíti in the world

by Johnson April 30, 2004

Vanilla Coke

The single grestest consumable product to ever exist.

Ooh, look, a bottle of Vanilla Coke *orgasm*

by Johnson February 19, 2003