Johnson's definitions

kazakstan

The 9th largest country in the world.
Capital: Astana
Borders China, Uzbekistan, Kyrgyzstan, Turmenistan, and Russia.
Has nuclear missiles from the former Soviet Union.

My trip to Kazakstan was interesting.

by JOHNSON October 19, 2003

delacruz

oral copulating homosexual male

that delacruz is a real ass monkey. he can really plow the pudding

by johnson February 3, 2003

floobs

when a take a wet shit that splashes up back into ur butt, causing u to take another shit.

taco bell gives me the floobs.

by johnson July 31, 2004

snooker

A British leisure game similar to billiards (invented before billiards) where you try to hit each colored ball into one of the six pockets.

Snooker is a pretty fun game to play.

by JOHNSON October 17, 2003

horse shoes

A game when you throw metal horse shoes at a stick.

horse shoes is the best game

by JOHNSON October 16, 2003

micronesia

The Federated States Of Micronesia is and island nation in the Pacific Ocean. It's capital is Palir.

Micronesia is a country.

by JOHNSON October 18, 2003

shat

another word for stuff

Man i've got to go get some shat from the adult section in the back.

by Johnson November 14, 2003