Johnson's definitions

Bladge

1)an adolescent, facial hair wearing dorkalork who belongs to a very exclusive group 2)a big smelly crap, usually perpetrated by said dorkalork

Man, did Bladge ever lay such a bladge the other day.

by Johnson December 13, 2003

f00b

A cross between a noob and a fool / a foolishly acting newbie / a f0b0b0b

stfu you f00b >:O

by johnson February 18, 2003

Faggotry

Excessive ornamentation in visual design that interferes with communication instead of enhancing it.

"Too much design faggotry. It gets in the way of communicating the idea."

by johnson October 24, 2003

women's tennis

A huge spectators sports in which girls jump up and down and grunt in skin-tight clothes.

I like watching women's tennis.

by JOHNSON October 19, 2003

Bobbly Monies

MOney for spending on stupid stuff: Drinks, Drugs and Rock and Roll ect..

Oh, I just got noff bobbly monies from my mom.

by Johnson September 27, 2003

Balmore

Ayoh, it's Balmer, huns. >_>

I live in Balmer, Murland and there was a big far down on Norf Abnoo sao the far injuns put it aoyt.

by Johnson March 5, 2003

kazakstan

The 9th largest country in the world.
Capital: Astana
Borders China, Uzbekistan, Kyrgyzstan, Turmenistan, and Russia.
Has nuclear missiles from the former Soviet Union.

My trip to Kazakstan was interesting.

by JOHNSON October 19, 2003