Johnson's definitions

fat waza

a term for an exeptionally fat bastard

urrrrrrrrrr, look at that fat waza!

by johnson November 4, 2003

mydocin'

being hardheaded and not listening to your employees who know more about your fucking product than you do.

A. Nudd is fucking mydocin' hardcore.

by johnson September 11, 2003

Bobbly Monies

MOney for spending on stupid stuff: Drinks, Drugs and Rock and Roll ect..

Oh, I just got noff bobbly monies from my mom.

by Johnson September 27, 2003

Balmore

Ayoh, it's Balmer, huns. >_>

I live in Balmer, Murland and there was a big far down on Norf Abnoo sao the far injuns put it aoyt.

by Johnson March 5, 2003

suck it easy, bitch

a phrase used to wish one luck on their next oral sex conquest

The Real Ashley: "Good night, guys!"
The Fake Ashley: "Suck it easy, bitch!"
The Real Ashley: "Thanks, you too!"

by johnson January 3, 2005

delacruz

oral copulating homosexual male

that delacruz is a real ass monkey. he can really plow the pudding

by johnson February 3, 2003

kazakstan

The 9th largest country in the world.
Capital: Astana
Borders China, Uzbekistan, Kyrgyzstan, Turmenistan, and Russia.
Has nuclear missiles from the former Soviet Union.

My trip to Kazakstan was interesting.

by JOHNSON October 19, 2003