Johnson's definitions

Scrimmy

A person who constantly stares at nothing in particular, a practice also known as "spacing".

"For God's sake Scrimmy, will you stop spacing!!!"
"...........I'm not.............."

by johnson December 19, 2003

raquetball

a britsish sport similar to squash.

I am very good at raquetball!

by JOHNSON October 17, 2003

Faggotry

Excessive ornamentation in visual design that interferes with communication instead of enhancing it.

"Too much design faggotry. It gets in the way of communicating the idea."

by johnson October 24, 2003

Bladge

1)an adolescent, facial hair wearing dorkalork who belongs to a very exclusive group 2)a big smelly crap, usually perpetrated by said dorkalork

Man, did Bladge ever lay such a bladge the other day.

by Johnson December 13, 2003

women's tennis

A huge spectators sports in which girls jump up and down and grunt in skin-tight clothes.

I like watching women's tennis.

by JOHNSON October 19, 2003

f00b

A cross between a noob and a fool / a foolishly acting newbie / a f0b0b0b

stfu you f00b >:O

by johnson February 18, 2003

Goodday

The greatest band ever to grace this earth

"hi im a member of Goodday"

by johnson December 19, 2003