Johnson's definitions

delacruz

oral copulating homosexual male

that delacruz is a real ass monkey. he can really plow the pudding

by johnson February 3, 2003

kazakstan

The 9th largest country in the world.
Capital: Astana
Borders China, Uzbekistan, Kyrgyzstan, Turmenistan, and Russia.
Has nuclear missiles from the former Soviet Union.

My trip to Kazakstan was interesting.

by JOHNSON October 19, 2003

suck it easy, bitch

a phrase used to wish one luck on their next oral sex conquest

The Real Ashley: "Good night, guys!"
The Fake Ashley: "Suck it easy, bitch!"
The Real Ashley: "Thanks, you too!"

by johnson January 3, 2005

Stickyface

The act of ejaculating into a sock and smacking someone in the face with it.

Dude, Kyle totally gave Tim a stickyface this morning.

"I DUEL YOU! *smack*"

by Johnson March 7, 2003

melanesia

An island territory in the south pacific.

Melanesia is by Malaysia.

by JOHNSON October 18, 2003

the presidents of the united states of the united states of america

perhaps on of the greatest bands to ever play.

The presidents of the united states of the united states of america are a great bans!

by JOHNSON September 18, 2003

dariram

I have no fucking clue >:

Daririram, dariram, darirarirariram, darira dam dam.

wtf >:

by Johnson September 5, 2003