Johnny Tats's definitions

meat purse

when a womans clitoris and it's hood protrude out further than the labia and the lips of the labia close on it like the flaps on a purse ; similar to camel toe but much meatier

I took this hot blonde home last night and when she peeled off her panties the most beautiful meat purse was unleashed.

by Johnny Tats February 3, 2007

championship level

the apex level of hot women...only the finest of fine women fall into this category...consists of about 1% of the female population

I'm still not sure how the hell I pulled Missy, because she is championship level.

by Johnny Tats August 25, 2008

butt rocker

A tattoo on a womans lower back above har butt.

Damn, that is one sexy butt rocker on that bitch!

by Johnny Tats October 29, 2007

buttchug

an extremely homosexual ritual performed by fraternity brothers on their new pledges in which beer is poured down one brothers ass crack and into the mouth of the eagerly awaiting pledge

I thought about joining their fraternity, but I found out that they do the buttchug and that was it for me.

by Johnny Tats June 18, 2008

hanes paint

Term used to describe a wet fart.

I had to leave work this afternoon because I had a hanes paint incident.

by Johnny Tats December 1, 2007

splash up

when the water in the toilet splashes up on your ass and legs from explosive diareah

I had a lot of splash up this afternoon on the office toilet.

by Johnny Tats December 9, 2007

ass agent

A man who gets so much pussy that he should have an agency to organize them all.

That dude is such an ass agent it makes me ill.

by Johnny Tats December 1, 2007