Johnny Chingas's definitions

beer bust

When a teen carload gets pulled over for an open container violation.

Hey, Officer !! Looks like we got ourselves a "BEER BUST !!""""

by Johnny Chingas January 29, 2004

thai stick

An exotic strain of cannabis sativa from, guess where ? Thailand !!

"The police in Glendale, California, raided a large party yesterday evening. Among the goods confiscated were alcoholic beverages, Quaalude, cocaine, and a substantial amount of a potent marijuana concentrate called Thai stick."

by Johnny Chingas February 22, 2009

negret

A wading bird, like an egret only black. Prefers Southern climates.

Look at the negret nest, Shaqueena !!

by Johnny Chingas January 13, 2004

Biggenhaird

Another Scottish lawyer. Usually associated with other prestigious practitioners of jurisprudence.

Och, laddie, ye should be goin' down to Biggenhaird's office !! Ye'll be gettin' some gude Scots advice, that's sure !!

by Johnny Chingas January 29, 2004

yapple

i) As a verb, "yapple" intuitively means, "running one's yap (mouth)."
ii) As a noun, yapple could mean a quantity of gibberish (meaningless sounds or language).

i) When Christina woke up in the back seat, she yappled.
ii) "I've never heard such utterly boring yapple in my life!!"

by Johnny Chingas May 9, 2004

Zoop,Schloop

What happens when you get in a car and want to go somewhere.

Vell, I turned the key, and zoop, schloop !! I vass at the Hofbrau Haus !!

by Johnny Chingas January 29, 2004

morning stiffy

A characteristic of the male human. The morning stiffy occurs at about 6 AM. Hard to ignore by the male, it should be hidden from the human female, lest she think that it is a lollipop....

"Well, I woke up with a morning stiffy... so I wanted to do up the old lady, but she said, 'Get away from me !!'"....

"So I gave it to 'er in the butt...."

by Johnny Chingas June 29, 2009