Johnny Chingas's definitions

glass dick

Well, I think you all know by now, it's a

CRACK PIPE !!!

OK, glass dick... the pronunciation is important here...

Bray like a donkey...

GLA.A.A.A.A.S DICK !!!!

GLAAAAAAAAAS DICK !!!!!!

(Shows what losers crackheads are, see ??)

by Johnny Chingas June 22, 2009

nippleman

An industrial-type worker, male or female, who assures that nipples of various varieties are in proper working order.
This job might require various clamps, suction cups, pumps, and other assorted attachments...

"So, you're applying for nippleman, eh ?"
"Oh, yes Ma'am !!"
"Well, I hope you have a bit of experience..."
"Oh yes Ma'am, in Las Vegas and New Orleans.."
"Well, we'll try you for a few hours.."
"Oh, thank you Ma'am !!!!"

by johnny chingas April 29, 2009

sozzled

Near to being fuddled.

I got so frickin' sozzled Saturday night, I was near to being fuddled !!

by Johnny Chingas May 9, 2004

saddle-straddler

One of the members of that popular platinum selling rock group.

Wow, the straddlers are in town !! Let's go check out their saddles !!

by Johnny Chingas January 29, 2004

Zoop,Schloop

What happens when you get in a car and want to go somewhere.

Vell, I turned the key, and zoop, schloop !! I vass at the Hofbrau Haus !!

by Johnny Chingas January 29, 2004

tweaker olympics

A competition for severely handicapped, often mentally, members of that special (retarded) group (tweakers).

I can't make the karaoke session tonight, 'cause I volunteered to help out with the tweaker olympics.

by Johnny Chingas January 15, 2004

pizzle

A bull's penis

That chiseler fizzled, after she nizzled, then shizzled, my prize bull's sizzled pizzle !!!!!!

by Johnny Chingas May 9, 2004