Johnny Chingas's definitions

nippleman

An industrial-type worker, male or female, who assures that nipples of various varieties are in proper working order.
This job might require various clamps, suction cups, pumps, and other assorted attachments...

"So, you're applying for nippleman, eh ?"
"Oh, yes Ma'am !!"
"Well, I hope you have a bit of experience..."
"Oh yes Ma'am, in Las Vegas and New Orleans.."
"Well, we'll try you for a few hours.."
"Oh, thank you Ma'am !!!!"

by johnny chingas April 29, 2009

pogey

Verb meaning to butt-fuck. Used primarily in connotation with prison.

I pogeyed him in the wazoo-oo-ooh !!!

by Johnny Chingas May 2, 2004

snafubar

Concatenation of acronyms SNAFU and FUBAR. The author assumes you already know the interpretations of the above.

I can't FTP these files from one directory to another !! SNAFUBAR !!

by Johnny Chingas January 15, 2004

dirty hunch

This term was coined by Duane Allman. I think you know what it's about.

"We were feelin' chicks' tits and doin' the dirty hunch."

by Johnny Chingas May 13, 2005

bull bitch

A bull bitch is a particularly difficult situation. It can also be a hard nut to crack as far as females go.

Boy, I'll tell ya, making a phone call in Compton is a real bull bitch.

That woman is so hard core; a bull bitch, if you ask me.....

by johnny chingas April 29, 2009

tweaker olympics

A competition for severely handicapped, often mentally, members of that special (retarded) group (tweakers).

I can't make the karaoke session tonight, 'cause I volunteered to help out with the tweaker olympics.

by Johnny Chingas January 15, 2004

pizzle

A bull's penis

That chiseler fizzled, after she nizzled, then shizzled, my prize bull's sizzled pizzle !!!!!!

by Johnny Chingas May 9, 2004