7 definitions by John Kebab
A cunt
by John Kebab March 27, 2009
To have a meal before going out on the piss, with a view to picking up a bit of gint. 'Alright John, lets get some fint before we start the really heavy drinking'
by John Kebab March 27, 2009
'Hi vicar, thanks for coming round for tea and scones. I hope you don't mind if I stand, but I had 10 pints and a curry last night and my bottaye is a trifle sensitive'.
by John Kebab June 2, 2009
Hows it hanging John? I needed a massive shite this morning, but I went to the 4th floor to wreck those cunts in accounts bog instead of ours. I got in and out before anybody came in -it was quality Stealth Bombing.
by John Kebab February 27, 2010
by John Kebab June 2, 2009
(Rejected Take Off) - Failing to obtain an erection of significant strength to penetrate the relevant oriface.
I tell you what Stan, next time I'm onto a promise of doing the wife up the arse, I'll need to limit myself to 10 pints of Stella beforehand. I nearly had an RTO.
by John Kebab September 13, 2010
A shite that has been left in the pan overnight (either accidentally, or on purpose) that turns the water brown, and quite frankly, smells horrific for the first visitor of the day.
Fucking hell Frank, some bastard has left a nightwatchman in trap 3 - it nearly put me off my morning shite.
by John Kebab September 5, 2010