890 definitions by JoHn

Bernet

hard core mobster. fears no man. mafia hitman who kills for free. the word bernet comes from a scottish mobster who would always kill for less.

yo, nigga dont step ta dis I'm the deffinition of Bernet........
My Dawg steve will go strait up bernet on ya ass.
any fool who stands up to bernet is a man any man who runs from bernet is a dead fool ya heard......

by JoHn December 7, 2004

diaper

a white fabric that turms me on!!

white fabric aww aww

by JoHn November 3, 2003

weach

An Obese persons word for food

Jessica: I want Weach
John: your gay...

by JoHn March 22, 2005

adam sandler

Another ex SNL actor. See SNL turds. Made alot of movies and must have powerful hollywood friends, because, bottom line: hes just not funny. Never was.

Want to see that new adam sandler movie?
No.
Me either.

by JoHn October 30, 2004

sausage jockey

a man who rides the cock

Matt Dalton is a real sausage jockey!!

by JoHn May 14, 2003

homsar

a hobo or reatarded version of homestar.and he is much shorter

by JoHn October 29, 2003

mods4less

People who send you a broken product nearly a month after being charged for it and comlaining to get it sent.

I just ordered an antique vase but Im afraid because mods4less packed it.

by JoHn December 7, 2003