3 definitions by Jizzlamic State

Dan Adamsoned

The process of having as many relationships in a year. Usually despised by exes, or still loved my them. Either it is a term used to describe the ultimate grandmaster god leader of the fuck boy community. Sometimes is alright at football, but is a cunt to anyone on the pitch.

He dumped me after 1 week, and he used me because I touched his willy. I was Dan adamsoned.

by Jizzlamic State September 17, 2018

Spunkmonkey

Someone who enjoys taking animal sperm on their forehead

My friend Liam is such a spunkmonkey. Did you hear about him and the goat the other day? That was disgusting!

by Jizzlamic State January 9, 2017

Jack Filered

When having sex. If the male is very dominant, and has a vigorous technique - leaving the girl with a vagina as open as the Mexican border it is often stated they have been JACK FILERED.

He was fuckin massive last night, my fanny was gaping! He proper Jack Filered me, my nigga.

by Jizzlamic State April 27, 2018