Jet's definitions

spit

Two men having sex with one woman at the same time, one from the back and one from the front ( giving a bj)- like a pig on a spit roast.

Bro, Sanita got chucked on the spit. Respect to the guys that did that

0800 spit roast - sanita's number

by jet June 19, 2006

Pinecone Kid

1) A kid with down syndrome whos job is to sell pinecones. He offers quality pinecones that are edible for anything.

2) Someone who sells pinecone and retarded.
Also a member of the pinecone clan

Pinecone Kid: Sir you want to buy a pinecone?

Wall:

Pinecone Kid: Sir are you there? Sir?

by Jet February 25, 2005

Duppie

Depressed yuppie

see "yuppie"

Want to buy a 2003 BMW?

by JET July 14, 2003

Gaymansex

The act of having Gay Man Sex

"Those two homo's are totally having gaymansex now"

by Jet March 5, 2004

muff daddy

What former Monty Python member Eric Idle will call himself if he ever decides to become a rapper.

Eric Idle decided on Muff Daddy during his visit to Jon Stewart on the Daily Show.

by Jet April 9, 2005

Msning

ONline on msn and chatting with other peoples.

-- Bussy talkign to peoples.
-- Just acting cool buy staying on msn.

Retard (hmwrk)says: Hey jen
Jen- last night was great says: Fuck off im MSNing right now
Retard (buying a gun): ok fine..

by Jet December 26, 2005

stretchgasm

Strecthgasm is a combination of two words. Strect and Orgasm.
Stretchgasm is the feeling you get if you wake up in the moring and you stretch. You feel go and your muscles get relaxed. It feels like an orgasm but more on the backside.

Stretching for staying in one spot for a long time.

Person: *strecthes*
Person: Damn what a stretchgasm!

by Jet December 16, 2005