hot air balloon

When a girl eats a guys bootyhole while giving him a reach around, he farts in her mouth.

I hot air balloned the shit out of that bitch last night.

by jesus July 22, 2003

Gumby

One whom owns a TS Server, and has a skill level above all others.

Gumby from the OTF.

by Jesus July 29, 2003

Ramones

One of the greatest classic punk bands ever, but they can't play their instroments for shit. Basically, the inventors of punk rock!

They kick ass, but suck

by Jesus March 27, 2004

taint

The area between the nutsack and asshole that prevent a man from shitting on his nuts. See durf.

If it wasn't for the taint, my nuts would reek of poo!

by Jesus September 17, 2003

500

Mercedes Benz S500 - Luxury Car

"Sittin' in my 500 on 20's sittin' low..." ~Ginuwine

by Jesus December 03, 2004

The Sheep thread

A thread on AlternateHistory.com that is over 120 pages long and full of insanity. Proof that either god doesn't exist or he doesn't bother with humans

BADGER BADGER BADGER MUSHROOM SNAAAKE!!

damn this is so The Sheep thread

by Jesus August 16, 2004

WWHDD?

Definition: What Would Hilary Duff Do?

This phrase can be used by a group or individual when trying to make a difficult decision. This pop star/actress can be a great role model for anyone! So next time you're in a dilema, just think: What would Hilary Duff Do?

Person #1: "Hey, man."
Person #2: "Hey, what's up? You look down. What's wrong?"
Person #1: "Well, some friends keep trying to peer pressure me into taking drugs. I don't know what to do."
Person #2: "Well, that's easy! Just think...WWHDD?"
Person #1: "Wow! Thanks for the advice!"
Person #2: "No problem!"

by Jesus August 06, 2004