Jessica's definitions

the hills

A show MTV created because of the popularity of Laguna Beach. Star Lauren or L.C. and her ditzy friend Heidi decide to live on their "own" in the hills (L.A.), but even though neither has a full time paying job they somehow miraculously have money to pay for everything. Watch out for a cameo of Jason from Laguna Beach. "Reality" t.v only O.C. obsessed teens could believe.

Lets go watch the hills where Heidi will convince 18 year olds everywhere they can get a party job with no education.

by Jessica June 17, 2006

Rake Yohn

a man who hates mustard and period blood.

Rak yohn hates mustard and period blood

by Jessica December 20, 2003

yo

form of saying hello, or what's up?

yo!

by Jessica June 7, 2003

Squano Sex

to have sex like squirels, verticly

look its paul and josh having squano sex

by Jessica January 27, 2004

Greenday

The fuckin stupidest band in the world. the like to sing some fuckin stupid songs like "American Idiot" or "Boulevard of Broken Dreams".

Me: You gays are fags
Them: "Dont Wanna be an America Idiot"
Me: Dude you guys are american idiots
Them: Oh yea " I wanna be an American Idiot.

by Jessica March 11, 2005

White Widow

A type of marijuana. This marijuana gets it's name from the form it is in before sold. THC crystals cover the marijuana, therefore turning it white. Because of the concentrated THC, the marijuana is more potent and therefore more expensive than regs or mids.

1. "I paid over $40 for a gram of White Widow, but it was worth it...Shit got me fucked up."

by Jessica January 14, 2005

cum landfill

a whore; someone who enjoys being filled with cum. Differs from a cum dumpster in that a cum dumpster refers to any normal woman, not specifically a whore.

Man, that ho is such a cum landfill. I bet it just spills out of her.

by Jessica March 28, 2005