Jessica's definitions

urst

Acronym for UnResolved Sexual Tension.

Originated in the Australian TV series the secret life of us.

"Wow, check out the urst flying back and forth between those two!"

"Me and my maths teacher, we have some urst.."

by Jessica March 10, 2005

bastardette

bastardette is a female bastard, a girl born without a father figure.

Shirley is a bastardette.

by Jessica March 10, 2005

Greenday

The fuckin stupidest band in the world. the like to sing some fuckin stupid songs like "American Idiot" or "Boulevard of Broken Dreams".

Me: You gays are fags
Them: "Dont Wanna be an America Idiot"
Me: Dude you guys are american idiots
Them: Oh yea " I wanna be an American Idiot.

by Jessica March 11, 2005

binghamton

So tell me something I don't know. Tell me something that doesn't only perpetuate counterproductive, negative sentiments. You're in college for fuck's sake. Stop crying about it as if you're in high school and whining that there's not a damn thing you can do to change your stance in this world. You can do whatever the hell you want. You can destroy your body with liquor and drugs AND contract STD's in the alley of the Rat. You may want to keep in mind, however, that your parents are investing a shitload into you regardless of your continual insistence that you should be at Cornell. Newsflash: They didn't fucking want you. Now suck it up and make the most of the situation you got. We have become a generation of Who Has It Worse and we just don't care what anyone else has to say. We know it all already: that life in Bumblefuck Binghamton sucks and people are so predictable it hurts. But here is what we really are: self-absorbed and depressed nutcases. And it's a damn shame. We cannot wait to relay our tales of woe so that we can say "I have it worse." There's never any "how can I make it better?" So in that case, drop out of this awful fucking school and get a job somewhere. Start the process early. However should you choose to make the most of it, stop worrying about the Japs of Binghamton, donate your actual time helping someone out, and then tell me you've only begun to discover the meaning of life.

(Binghamton is a horrible, horrible, horrible place! The sky is perpetually gray and everyone wears their Diesels and solows like it's their job).

by Jessica March 12, 2005

I'd Host It

The geeky equivalent of I'd hit it.

It is used to express that someone (or something) is hot, and that because of this, if they had a website, you would host it.

"What about Tiffany?"
"I'd host it."

by Jessica March 14, 2005

galleria

A place in sherman oaks were the secuirty guards kick you out if you dont push in your chair. The place used to be "cool" untill PUNK RAWK 6th and 7th graders took it over. Now people just go there to smoke pot.

6th grader:OMGZ ARE U LIKE GOING TO THE GALLY TONIGHT? TEEHHEE!!!11!!!
8th grader: no um. your gay. bye

by Jessica March 15, 2005

schoener

s retard that is a klutz and sucks cock and masturbates his moms dick. He enjoys the sight of naked dogs and men. If you see him on the street make sure that you call the animal control and if you are armed attack him. Even though he is 3 feet tall and it will be hard to spot him one the street.

Look there is schoener and his whoreish mother.

Schoener is a fag.

by Jessica March 15, 2005