Jessica's definitions

skank

someone who is usually a younger female who may not even of had sex yet, but one who kisses a lot of guys and dresses without much material.

smaller verison of a slut.

Elissa is such a skank, she kissed every guy at the party.

by Jessica November 13, 2006

thick

word used to describe a girl who is big, but not fat, and has a very nice shape.

damn, that girl is thick!

by jessica January 27, 2004

jingle jangle the house

Clean up the house in a fashionable and quick manner. Usually involves bells tied around the wrists. Also usually your hair is wrapped in a hankercheif and a long flowing skirt will be worn while jingle jangling the house. This phrase stems from an early 60's when women were only incharge of the cleaning.

"I am going to jingle jangle the house today" said Mary.

by jessica April 12, 2004

Bennifer

A reference to Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck as though they are one person and not two. Most often used out of hate or disgust and about movies which star both of them.

Dude! Did you see the new really shitty Bennifer movie?

by Jessica November 26, 2003

Jelly Bracelets

you know what jelly bracelets mean where i'm from?
blue=blue
pink=pink
black=black
...etc.

whoever the whore is that made this is should die. i've been asked a trillion times if the ones i wear mean anything and blah blah blah. no. they're bracelets. i like em. they're nifty. so whoever thinks they mean something should go... fuck a moose.

maybe the person was really ugly and jus wanted sex so they made up this stupid so called game...

by jessica July 12, 2004

pubic hair

the black thingys that are on your arm and penis.

The black thingys were hurting Nina while giving Jake a blowjob

by Jessica February 11, 2005

Cock-block

1. (n.) A result of a friend, stranger, or acquaintance making sexual relations or intercouse impossible (by accident or purposely) with a member of the same or opposite sex.
2. (v.) To make the act of having sexual relations with a member of the same or opposite sex impossible (by accident or on purpose.)

1. "Last night I was chillin' wit Shorty at a party, when some dude walked into the wrong room and she didn't feel like doin' it no more...I was an unfortunate victim of cock-block.

2. "Last night I saw James tryin' to hook up wit Jenny and he knows I like her! So, before she left wit him to the other room, I told her that he has Herpes. Next time I talk to him I'm sure he gonna wanna kick my ass for cock-blocking him."

by Jessica January 17, 2005