Jessica's definitions

myspaceship

The generalized term for a relationship held almost solely via Myspace. Either one only speaks to this person online, one rarely sees this person or one doesn't even know who this person is.

"I had a myspaceship with her just long enough for her to post a 'You've been hit by the Sexy Truck!' chain-mail comment on my profile."

by Jessica October 7, 2006

talented

1.someone who is sexually attractive
2.someone with a knack for something
3.someone who is good at something, particularly something sexual

1.damn, that boy is talented
2.beyonce is such a talented singer
3.he is very talented with his tounge.

by jessica January 27, 2004

Diet Pepsi

Light, crisp, and refreshing soft drink.

"Diet Pepsi is God."

by Jessica August 7, 2004

Tweeker Status

1. (n.) The condition a person is in when he/she is twacked

2. (v.) An action someone pulls, that relates to something a tweeker would do

1. You are tweeker status right now.

2. What the hell?! You just cleaned your house with a toothbrush?! That's tweeker status!

by Jessica November 23, 2004

ice

1.diamonds
2.crystal meth

1.check out my ice
2.you need to get off that ice shit

by jessica January 28, 2004

krunked

Drunk and highhh

Last night i drank 10 beers and smoked a fatty blunt, i was krunked up.

by jessica December 29, 2003

schoener

s retard that is a klutz and sucks cock and masturbates his moms dick. He enjoys the sight of naked dogs and men. If you see him on the street make sure that you call the animal control and if you are armed attack him. Even though he is 3 feet tall and it will be hard to spot him one the street.

Look there is schoener and his whoreish mother.

Schoener is a fag.

by Jessica March 15, 2005