Jess's definitions

hoverboots

Patricks own stupid invention hahahaha

patrick invented hoverboots when he had absolutely nothing better to do

by Jess March 15, 2004

uncircum nichols

Its when you scream uncomfortably when someone rolls back the foreskin preferably in at least 3 octaves higher than normal pitched talked.

mike has an uncircum nichols and moans uncomfortably, usually begging for mercy as the foreskin is pushed back to reveal his pale head

by jess June 11, 2006

Ghandi

Nickname for a kid whos real name is Eli, also short for Elizabeth.

Ghandi + Jess = big fucking boning orgy every fucking night SO KEEP YOUR HANDS OFF BITCH

by Jess February 24, 2004

fleava

the ultimate insult; cannot be topped or overcome; literal meaning is "Your face is a permanent mess, unlike mine"

Jane: Have you seen my favorite sweater?
Kelly: Yes, I borrowed it and then accidently spilled fruit punch on it.
Jane: You fleava!

by Jess March 29, 2004

Russia

Pretty cool country really. Thankfully is going after those terrorist SOB's unlike SOME (cough cough FRANCE cough cough). Powerful country and ally of the U.S.

People from Russia have cool accents.

by Jess February 7, 2005

dubbing

tickle the head of the penis with your toungue

i was dubbing joe
also...joe was dubbed
or would u like me to dub you?

by jess April 3, 2003

girl pants

a pair of women's pants, but called girl pants because a man is wearing them. A typical fashion of metrosexuals.

Dave is wearing girl pants!

by Jess December 27, 2003