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balop

A word madfe up between a MAD TV episode and a drivers ed teacher I had, meaning ohh or awkwardness.
by Jess April 18, 2005
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Jersey salute

As it applies to the infamous Jersey drivers, this salute is usually given with some road rage and foul language
by Jess February 27, 2005
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face rape

When a man undresses you with his eyes and makes it very very obvious; when your face has been taken advantage of
Ashley was face-raped when we went to Pizza Hut the other night by one of the pretty monsters who was working there.
by Jess November 18, 2003
mugGet the face rapemug.

smuttonchops

A word that Jack and Mike use on occasion to describe a girl that is easy.
That girl's name should be smuttonchops
by Jess December 1, 2003
mugGet the smuttonchopsmug.

gun control

The idea of taking away our constitutional right to bear arms in the hope that it will reduce violence, when in reality all it does is ensure that know one but the criminals have them.

Face it. Gun control doesn't stop violence. Do you honestly think that criminals would give up their weapons just because a law was passed?

One major basis for the argument of gun control is Columbine. Would it have been better if they had killed the kids by pushing them out of windows or something?
Gun control doesn't stop violence, but encourages people to find new and creative ways to be violent.
by Jess February 15, 2005
mugGet the gun controlmug.

unmod

The best part of Kraptastica, imho.
Unmod is a good place to post threads about nothing.
by Jess April 25, 2004
mugGet the unmodmug.

Poof

A homosexual, the poor man's term for homosexual. A word made famous and most commonly associated with Monty Python.
You great poof.

"Oh poof's not good enough for HIM, he has to be a bleeding FAIRY!"
by Jess October 20, 2003
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