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President that is saving your sorry asses, whether you like it or not. He won the election. Deal with it. Life goes on. This country has seen darker days and yet, *somehow* we've survived.
Bush is protecting this country from evil. He is in no way a Nazi, and there is no evidence to support that theory.
by Jess April 17, 2005
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1)An imaginary friend for adults who are not very social and believe that if they talk to the sky someone will listen to their sad sorrows
2)Leader of uncircumsized jews who was sacrificed for trying to get them laid
2)Leader of uncircumsized jews who was sacrificed for trying to get them laid
1)God is an imaginary friend to the socail retards in our society
2)According to my bible, God was an uncircummsized jew...who wanted to help his friends get laid then got nailed to the cross
2)According to my bible, God was an uncircummsized jew...who wanted to help his friends get laid then got nailed to the cross
by jess December 15, 2004
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Get the kewlers mug.The neighbor lady came over to borrow a cuntsponge, but her gash is way larger than mine, and it was suked up into her, she had to use a newspaper.
by Jess November 30, 2003
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