215 definitions by Jeremy

a flacid penis, usually virginal and unused
lol a girl touched my philvia
by jeremy January 09, 2005

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ma's best wig, which is only to be brought out for nice dinner occasions.
"billy bob! we have guests! time to put on the Dinner Hair!"

"goddammit! you ruined my dinner hair!"
by jeremy January 14, 2004

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The act of spending lots of money on a movie, and seeing it tank in the box office.
Stupid "Lara Croft 2" did a Showgirls.
by Jeremy November 24, 2003

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Term used to refer to any deeply miserable and extremely pedantic Scotsman. In reality, there are very few Scotsmen who don't meet this description.
This is my mate Del, he's a regular Sir Alex...
by Jeremy March 10, 2005

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a high note is a recording you take when you are high. something you say when your high that's funny as hell and you gotta listen to it the next day. High notes can range from just a simple phrase, to an impression, or an ill ass freestyle.
One night me and my friend were stoned off our asses while we were driving in my car and we decided to record what we were saying on our phones. ive had them recorded on their ever since and anytime i need a laugh, thats where i go.
by Jeremy December 18, 2004

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The style of music defined by odd time signatures and bizarre instrumentation. Shortened version of progressive.
Pink Floyd is prog.
by Jeremy December 26, 2003

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Cross mix between someone who is technical and smart and geek like.. of course Neek is too old school
oh my days! Tom is such a techneek!
- patented to the Jezmaster
by Jeremy August 25, 2004

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