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Hot Coffee

An easter egg in the PC version of the popular Rockstar game "Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas". It contains the ability for your player(CJ) to have sex with his current girlfriend in a variety of positions, until the orgasm meter is full.
by Jeff24 September 5, 2005
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xXx

Used in mobile phone text messaging and IM speak to represent a small kiss on the left cheek, a big kiss on the lips and a small kiss on the right cheek.
Girl: See ya later sweetypie xXx
Guy thinking "kisses?! suck my ____ bitch!!"
by Jeff24 May 15, 2005
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vitamin vg

A healthy dose of video games.

Not really a vitamin but just as essential as any nutrient to people who play all manner of video games. For any video game obsessive the lack of this health 'benefit' in their daily diet can be serious. However, too much of vitamin vg can cause negative side effects.
Because my Xbox 360 got the RRoD I haven't had my daily dose of vitamin vg in weeks!
by jeff24 June 18, 2009
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hellop

A twist on the commonly used "hello".

Adding the letter "p" nicely closes up the rather open ending "hello" and makes for a more pleasing onomatapeic sound to the greeting.

Often used in text speak or IM speak.
"Hellop!"
"I'm sorry?"

"Hellop Bill!"
"Hellop tardface"
by Jeff24 September 10, 2006
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crapcore

Crapcore is a music genre with a clear aggressive mode that has nearly no lyrics at all. Most often, crapcore has a fuzzy and very fast beat, the samplings have very low quality and the vocals consist solely of screams. Sometimes single words or phrases can be heard.

There is a fine line between crap-core and crap. Crapcore is less a musical genre or style and more a method of thinking, and an approach towards creating art. While crapcore music can range from simplistic accoustic tunes to avant-garde opperettas made by screaming into a hand-held tape recorder, what remains constant is a naive ability and willingness to create despite an awful environment or the neccescity to use the most rudimentry, broken-down tools. And beyond this simplistic and haggard bum's work-ethic, crapcore always has an underlying ugly-ness. The crapcore artist is simultaniously a cynical and pretentious rip-off artist and a "outsider" idiot-artist. He or she will continue to create flawed artwork no matter the situation because of a compulsion and an inability to function within the "outside world."

Many novelty or "crap" artists often confuse their work with crapcore. Crapcore music is closely related to freak-out, core-core, far-out and avant-unlistenable, in that it is likely sloppy, lo-fi, fueled by alcohol or drugs or widely considered exremely irritating, however a wide spectrum of diverse artists could also be defined by such wide deffinitions.
Some "popular" crapcore artists include "German Cars vs American Homes", "Hasil Adkins", "Pope John Paul the Third" and "Passenger of Shit".
by Jeff24 January 9, 2005
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stoner jam

Noun. A meeting of musicians who smoke cannabis in order to inflict a positive effect on their music playing and songwriting skills.
Stoner: M'kay dude stoner jam at mine on Wednesday. Bring your bong AND your bass this time.
by jeff24 August 27, 2005
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the bay

Just got this DVD for 50p. You gotta love the bay ;)
by jeff24 May 25, 2005
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