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24 definitions by JediAndi

24. Don't talk to the hand
A modification of talk to the hand, used to indicate a further level of disinterest.
Hold hand up in front of other person's face, close hand into fist, say "Don't talk to the hand because even he's not interested" Now look away.
hand insult sass boredom bored disinterest
by JediAndi Mar 24, 2006 share this
23. Bitchscript
(n.) Handwriting which is so neat it could only have been written by a woman. Use of this term does not mean that the writing was done by a woman, it could have just as easily been done by a very effeminate man.
I got note this morning from a secret admirer written in bitchscript.

Man that is some "nice" bitchscript you've got there!
writing woman women bitch script
by JediAndi Nov 19, 2005 share this
22. NVA
(Acronym) No Vertical Application. Derogatory remark, usually referring to a woman, which infers that her only useful function is a horizontal one, i.e. only good for sex. The term NVA is applied to anyone who displays stupidity or otherwise suggests that they are useless.
That waitress hasn't got anything right today, she's so NVA.
by JediAndi Sep 4, 2005 share this
21. Hitter
(n.) Slang term for a professional killer or assassin.
I've got a hitter on my trail.
by JediAndi Sep 4, 2005 share this
20. Cop a Feel
(v.) To touch an individual in an intimate manner, usually with sexual intent. Such an act is usually done without the persons consent and is also frequently met with hostility and/or violence.
This chick at the club was so crunk she was letting everyone cop a feel.

I think that someone copped a feel of my tits on that subway.
by JediAndi Sep 3, 2005 share this
19. Baitcar
(n.) A vehicle which has been modified by law enforcement agencies to detain any person trying to steal (or jack) it. Usually fitted with an engine immobiliser or remote steering device, concealed cameras and door locks which can be locked by remote. A baitcar does not violate anti-entrapment law as the individual is not enticed into stealing the vehicle.
I got caught jacking a baitcar, got me sent down for a stretch
by JediAndi Sep 3, 2005 share this
18. Stretch
(n.) A term of incarceration in prison
I was put away for a long stretch.
by JediAndi Sep 3, 2005 share this
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