24 definitions by JediAndi

Top Definition
Can be used as a verb (Jonesing) or a noun (a jones). Describes a state in which one experiences strong desire or attraction, often of a sexual nature. Equiv. "to fancy" "crushing on" "to want"
She's been jonesin him for months.
He's got a major jones for her.
by JediAndi April 04, 2003
(v.) To touch an individual in an intimate manner, usually with sexual intent. Such an act is usually done without the persons consent and is also frequently met with hostility and/or violence.
This chick at the club was so crunk she was letting everyone cop a feel.

I think that someone copped a feel of my tits on that subway.
by JediAndi September 03, 2005
JD
abbrv. Jack Daniels. A sweet tasting Tennesee whiskey. See also Jack
I'll have a JD and coke
by JediAndi April 04, 2003
9mm
Firearms calibre commonly used for semi automatic pistols and sub machine guns. Useful for short range fire only. Used as a slang term for a pistol used by gang members or criminals
So he pulled this 9mm on me
by JediAndi April 04, 2003
Origin - Fight Club (1999)
Used to emphasise a statement with added pop culture.
For female use, "I am Jill's..."
User can substitute "Jack" with their own name.
I am Jack's complete lack of surprise.
I am Jill's disturbed nightmares.
I am Bob's overwhelming rage.
by JediAndi September 02, 2005
any female engaging in same sex interaction for the purpose of obtaining attention or popularity
She is such the trendsbian
by JediAndi April 04, 2003
(n.) Slang term for a professional killer or assassin.
I've got a hitter on my trail.
by JediAndi September 04, 2005

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