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Contract 

If you are on Urbandictionary.com or the Urban Dictionary app and are reading this text, you hereby agree to pay the person holding this device and letting you read this text any disclosed amount of cash. Personal deeds (including sexual) are also tolerable.
Failure to comply will result in a swift kick in the Gooty Hole by the person holding this device.

Other notes:
See: Gooty Hole
Friend: I broke my contract.
You: Prepare your Gooty Hole.
Contract by dhughes June 14, 2016

Contract 

An unwritten, unspoken agreement between certain elements of law enforcement and other lawmen, cherchant, service providers
Yo, Patrick has a contract with the movie and TV unit, he can hook you up with some secret squirrel, cash ot!
Contract by weaselworm May 18, 2019

contract 

1. an arrangement to have someone murdered by a

professional criminal

2. any illegal or unethical arrangement
Those bastards have set up a contract and are targeting the Former Governor.

Contract 

(adj.) Term used to describe a sexual partner who sleeps with you without receiving something first i.e. Dinner, movie, gifts. You still end up paying for it eventually. Origin - UK mobile telephone payment system.
Atonym - Pay as you go
My girlfriend has put out four times this week, I just know that I'm going to have to pay the contract soon.
Contract by JediAndi September 21, 2005

contract 

An obligation to answer a specified number of questions, as on the TV game show Bullseye with Jim Lange; if a player finishes it, he has the option to bank the accumulated money.
"...that is your contract, and the numbers range from 1 to as many questions as you wish."

Jim Lange, explaining the rules of Bullseye
contract by Ben Masters December 31, 2003

Contract 

Zaid signed his life away by signing a contract. Now he has to fuck Hamza.
Contract by Zaid123 November 8, 2022