JeSsIcA's definitions

scadoodle

to take a walk

For example, "let's take a scadoodle"

"okay you duhfuck
I mean dumbfuck"

by jessica October 28, 2003

nawmee

cute little midget who is obsessed with the word "cool!" vertically challenged yet doesn't care.

my friend who is at the desk over there

by jessica November 28, 2004

petco

an EVIL PLACE where animals die everyday because the people hired have no idea whatsoever how to take care of animals. has had millions of lawsuits filed against them. petco should go curl up and die somewhere.. the problem is, where else is everyone going to get their pet stuff? (or pets?)

'did you see that thing in the paper about petco?'
'yea. i can't believe they found a bunch of starving guinea pigs and parakeets sitting in their own shit. i'm never going there again!'

by jessica February 23, 2005

Boojetto

Beautiful and Ghetto and at the same time

Damn Stephanie is Boojetto

by Jessica April 26, 2005

subterfuge

something intended to misrepresent the true nature of an activity

"he wasn't sick--it was just a subterfuge"; "the holding company was just a blind"

by Jessica March 17, 2005

picture whore

Kids on livejournal.com and other such sites that take thousands of pictures of themselves, most of these pictures look nearly exactly the same as the last picture usually. The irony is that 75% of picture whores claim to believe they're ugly.

Having picture whores on your LJ friends list is annoying, especially if they don't use LJ cuts, so you go to your friends page and it takes an hour to load.

by Jessica June 3, 2005

portmanteau word

a word arbitrarily formed of two distinct words

chortle, from chuckle and snort; cyclotron, from cycle and electron

by Jessica September 11, 2003