JeSsIcA's definitions

speculator

person who invests in a risky venture, in the hope of making a large profit.

Stop being a speculator, i don't want to buy porn for 10$s.

by Jessica February 26, 2004

shmeedle

a cigarette, cancer stick, or cigarillo

straight atascadero, cali slangness

dude hook me up with a shmeedle...that would be hella proper of you nikka

by jessica March 6, 2004

dildo

1. For women it is used for pleasuring themselves in place of a real penis up the vagina

2. For men it is used 4 anal sex with use of a dildo instead of a partener

A rubber instrument that is the shape of a penis, sometimes bigger..

by Jessica May 13, 2005

Yoyerwack

selfish, pompous, rich white, who only has time for himself and love for his dick

hi im yoyerwack i would rather gamble on horse than see my girl!

by Jessica October 29, 2003

american eagle

a clothing store that many posers who THINK they are preppy shop at. REAL preps ears polo, ralph lauren, lilly, lacoste ect. most teens who shop there desperately want to 'fit in' or be 'cool'

what a bunch of posers!!

by jessica December 23, 2004

barlowgirl

A girl that does not date. Can also be barlowguy/dude/chick/chicklette/boy etc.etc.

Oh, she's a barlowgirl. She doesn't date. I wonder why.

by Jessica January 5, 2005

moogler

1. one who does in the bum while sleeping.
2. a creeper.
3. verb - to borrow
4. allisdair

-john is a dirty moogler
-can i moogle some whiskey?

by jessica April 25, 2005