52 definitions by JeBus

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Once an ordinary man, Sean Connery has attained god-like power from his facial hair. He also makes great action movies.
Oh my god! It's Sean Connery! *worships*
by Jebus September 09, 2003

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Fucktabulous candy, tastes almost as good as sex, but not quite
God damn that was a good starburst
by Jebus December 10, 2002

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Fifty year old dog, who kicks more ass than seabass
you makein fun of sNoopy BITCH, ill kill you
by Jebus December 10, 2002

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The expulsion of vaginal gas; a pussy fart.
"You are such a queef".
"I was cornholing my ol' lady and she queefed".
by Jebus December 30, 2004

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Someone who has had a little to much to drink, or is going to drink till they are fucked up
I'm going to go get shitfaced tonight
by Jebus December 10, 2002

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something that is so kick ass it can be compared to sex
god damn that starburst was fucktabulous
by Jebus December 10, 2002

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Meditating while poised upon the most holy of all thrones; the toilet. Seeking insight and enlightenment through defecation. The use of the great white throne to become at peace with the universe and to pinch a loaf.
(n.) I have gained much insight and relief after my excremeditaton. I also feel much lighter.

(v.) I am going to the bathroom to excremeditate.
by Jebus December 31, 2004

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