Definitions by JeBus

wind sock 

when a fart causes a purple sock to wave uncontrollably in the air.

Nesto ate Taco Bell for lunch and had a huge case of the wind sock.

wind sock by jebus October 14, 2003

hoegaarden 

a beer

you put it in a glass and drink it

hoegaarden by Jebus September 27, 2003

sean connery 

Once an ordinary man, Sean Connery has attained god-like power from his facial hair. He also makes great action movies.

Oh my god! It's Sean Connery! *worships*

sean connery by Jebus September 9, 2003

fadeawaybitch 

get your bitch on at www.fadeawaybitch.com
we love urbandictionary.com!

jebus is tired with his job and has some juicy email threads from his boss that the world should see. he posted them on fadeawaybitch.com!

fadeawaybitch by jebus August 14, 2003

Makoto 

kiyasa...

ki ^^

Makoto by Jebus August 7, 2003

Ugly 

Your mom

Damn ugly ass mofo

Ugly by Jebus July 4, 2003

driveway 

a place where one PARKS their automobile...often confused with PARKway

I'm going to park my car in your driveway

driveway by Jebus July 4, 2003