JeBus's definitions

excremeditation

Meditating while poised upon the most holy of all thrones; the toilet. Seeking insight and enlightenment through defecation. The use of the great white throne to become at peace with the universe and to pinch a loaf.

(n.) I have gained much insight and relief after my excremeditaton. I also feel much lighter.

(v.) I am going to the bathroom to excremeditate.

by Jebus December 31, 2004

Sexual Suggestion

Comment made meaning they want to make babies with you

Is it ok if we dance in here?

by Jebus December 10, 2002

Snoopy

Fifty year old dog, who kicks more ass than seabass

you makein fun of sNoopy BITCH, ill kill you

by Jebus December 10, 2002

Cliterature

See porn

Ahhh, I see you have the newest issue of "SPANK", good cliterature I say!

That english teacher should teach cliterature, NOT literature.

by Jebus April 5, 2003

Shiggity

Very good. Pleasing. The best.

"You like my new pants?"
"Very Shiggity!"

by Jebus June 2, 2003

rids

a hot sexy beast.......

"oh rids i want to have your babies"

by jebus August 14, 2004

HighWizard

The token fag of the infamous hacker conference, Defcon. Also known as "Stitch's Boyfriend", or "HizzleWizzle"

Anyone seen our local fag HighWizard?

by Jebus January 16, 2004