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Aiden

A.K.A Da Bellmeister, Life and soul of the Sofa Cru. Loved by some..Hated by many, Loving boyfriend to his Girlfriend Cerrie. Fucking hard bastard to everyone else.
Aidens top quotes:
- Calm yourself
- Chillax
- Pint of the usaul please Sean
- Butters!!
- Cunt
- Don't worry he's South African
"1. Why would i try it on with your girlfriend, mines much better than yours..now calm yourself"
by jebus May 1, 2004
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Poking Around

(v.)
1) To walk/look about or through something without a point
2) To move or act slowly or aimlessly
3) To poke several girls in one day/night/party or look around for some girls to poke right away
4) To see what other people are up to because you have nothing else to do and want to do anything
1) Poking Around a pile of stuff
2) I just was poking around the house and did fuck all
3) Man I was poking around with three of those chick at the party last night
4) I was just poking around to see what the fuck you were up to
by JeBus February 16, 2004
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two way

I'll two way ya' tomorrow
by Jebus May 10, 2004
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Gaytona 500

"eewww ,im gonna give it to you like the Gaytona 500...fast and rough!"
by jebus January 15, 2004
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Poking Fun

(v.)
1) A remark of sarcaism/witty expression as to make a joke about the other person/object. ie poke fun at someone - RIDICULE, MOCK
2) A act of having sexual intercourse/relations with another person or persons for fun ( comes from poke and poking )
3) The act of stabbing someone with an object and finding pleasure in it ( comes from poke )
4) The act of stricking/touching a person without much force usually very quickly especially repeatedly and with cause not pain to the person while both poeple find it funny ie a form of flirting ( comes from poking )
1) Hey man I was only poking some fun at you no offence.
2) I was poking fun with this girl last night. ie. something that 4) leads up to.
3) Man I love poking fun at people with my blade, I get Off on it.
4) man last night me and this girl was poking fun at eachother and then there was some more poking fun ;)
by JeBus February 16, 2004
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Railroad

To have anal sex with a woman using ribbed condoms, leaving a "railroad" track.
Becky got railroaded last night, now she hurts.
by Jebus January 21, 2005
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wind sock

when a fart causes a purple sock to wave uncontrollably in the air.
Nesto ate Taco Bell for lunch and had a huge case of the wind sock.
by jebus October 14, 2003
mugGet the wind sockmug.

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