JeBus's definitions

herpes

Adjective used to describe something that is real cool. Similiar slang terms are "Bitchin", "the Shit", and "Tits".

"My parents bought me a car for graduation."
"Wow, man! That's just herpes!"

by Jebus January 15, 2005

Gaytona 500

a sexual reference used by gay men when having sex

"eewww ,im gonna give it to you like the Gaytona 500...fast and rough!"

by jebus January 15, 2004

minging

see pissed

Bloke 1: I drank 12 pints of stella last night

Bloke 2: Yeah mate, you were minging!

by jebus November 20, 2003

gfdgdf

your face

ew your ugly

by jebus March 7, 2004

Poking Fun

(v.)
1) A remark of sarcaism/witty expression as to make a joke about the other person/object. ie poke fun at someone - RIDICULE, MOCK
2) A act of having sexual intercourse/relations with another person or persons for fun ( comes from poke and poking )
3) The act of stabbing someone with an object and finding pleasure in it ( comes from poke )
4) The act of stricking/touching a person without much force usually very quickly especially repeatedly and with cause not pain to the person while both poeple find it funny ie a form of flirting ( comes from poking )

1) Hey man I was only poking some fun at you no offence.
2) I was poking fun with this girl last night. ie. something that 4) leads up to.
3) Man I love poking fun at people with my blade, I get Off on it.
4) man last night me and this girl was poking fun at eachother and then there was some more poking fun ;)

by JeBus February 16, 2004

Railroad

To have anal sex with a woman using ribbed condoms, leaving a "railroad" track.

Becky got railroaded last night, now she hurts.

by Jebus January 21, 2005

HighWizard

The token fag of the infamous hacker conference, Defcon. Also known as "Stitch's Boyfriend", or "HizzleWizzle"

Anyone seen our local fag HighWizard?

by Jebus January 16, 2004