52 definitions by jebus

Top Definition
Fifty year old dog, who kicks more ass than seabass
you makein fun of sNoopy BITCH, ill kill you
by Jebus December 10, 2002
Once an ordinary man, Sean Connery has attained god-like power from his facial hair. He also makes great action movies.
Oh my god! It's Sean Connery! *worships*
by Jebus September 09, 2003
Fucktabulous candy, tastes almost as good as sex, but not quite
God damn that was a good starburst
by Jebus December 10, 2002
Someone who has had a little to much to drink, or is going to drink till they are fucked up
I'm going to go get shitfaced tonight
by Jebus December 10, 2002
The expulsion of vaginal gas; a pussy fart.
"You are such a queef".
"I was cornholing my ol' lady and she queefed".
by Jebus December 30, 2004
something that is so kick ass it can be compared to sex
god damn that starburst was fucktabulous
by Jebus December 10, 2002
See porn
Ahhh, I see you have the newest issue of "SPANK", good cliterature I say!

That english teacher should teach cliterature, NOT literature.
by Jebus April 05, 2003

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