Jc's definitions

maggot

1) The legless, soft-bodied, wormlike larva of any of various flies of the order Diptera, often found in decaying matter.

2) Disgusting person, a low-life, the lowest of them all

by JC October 28, 2002

Gavver

Policeman or policewoman.

Come on, the gavvers will be here any minute.

by JC March 6, 2004

Prep

Derived from the latin; Preperus ( meaning prepared, sharp, nice)
1. noun- a.One who dresses well, is entirely too into clothing and matherial possessions
b. One who thinks what they wear defines who they are
c. One who shops at stores such as abercrombie and fitch, coach, burberry, and american eagle
2. adjective-(preppy) high end, well dressed, jeff and kristina

Nicole painted her nails black. Shes definitely nto a prep

by JC May 13, 2005

PERFECT SHOT

Word used for any shitty throw from right-field to a base in the infield. Includes rainbows, skid-marks, and any other fucked up throw.

That #12 just tossed a PERFECT SHOT over the fucking fence.

by JC May 29, 2004

dysamalectic

a dyslexic person trying to spell dyslexic

im not thick im dysamalectic

by jc October 15, 2003

lemonheads

the best indie rock band of the 90's (except for the pixies of course!) with Evan Dando as their front-man. Let's face it, Evan Dando was the fuckin' Lemonheads. Who knows or even cares about the rest of the goddam band.

the Lemonheads were one of the best bands ever...

by JC December 14, 2004

broken

To be VERY drunk
To be VERY high
To perform a Jackass style stunt and get injured.

'Man, I got so broken last night!'
'That just broke me!'

by JC August 30, 2003