Jc's definitions

Ferret

Arnold Schwarzenegger's pet in "Kindergarten Cop". He would've liked to show Dominic his one-eyed ferret I'm sure.

"Good morning class, this is my ferret!"

by JC May 29, 2004

daric

A boy who is very good looking, funny, and just damn sexy but likes to fuck fat chicks.

thats so daric --meaning. . your hot, but u fuck fat chicks. you suck.

by JC March 16, 2005

Chocoholic

1. A cute, little being who craves chocolates, esp. hershey kisses. Can be found at the Baker House. Also hates programming.

Last, night I found my chocolate stash missing, and my computer smashed to bits, must've been the chocoholic

by JC December 6, 2002

blue balls

What the Blue Man Group are rumored to have.

I paid good money to see a show at the Luxor in Vegas and the best part was when they displayed their Blue Balls to the cheering audience.

by JC October 16, 2004

maggot

1) The legless, soft-bodied, wormlike larva of any of various flies of the order Diptera, often found in decaying matter.

2) Disgusting person, a low-life, the lowest of them all

by JC October 28, 2002

blocka

fuck you, fuck it

blocka motherfucker!

by jc July 16, 2003

dafu

dumb a** f*** up

intellegent person who does not follow corporate rules
outsiders usually view as slacker due to lack of understanding

the new guy is such a dafu

by JC January 5, 2005