Jc's definitions

Nerd

Higher breed of dork, generally in a better tax bracket.

Nerds works for Sun Micro.

Dorks beat off in their mother's basement while the laundry machine is going loud enough that she will never hear.

by JC October 15, 2006

the niestrath

one who consumes large amounts of liquor and hot sauce.known for creating horrible smells that cause regurgitation.

Jimmy did the niestrath and puked everywhere in his car.

by jc April 16, 2005

heres your sign

brought to us by bill engvall. people should where a sign sying that they are stupid so you wouldnt rely on them.

a trucker got his truck stuck inder neath an over pass and a cop pulled over and asked him, "did you get your truck stuck?" the trucker replied, "no, i was haulin this over pass and i ran out of gas...here's your sign"

by JC September 28, 2004

47

The main character of Hitman series. An assassin, cloned from 5 best criminals. Is bald, with barcode tatoo on back of his head. Dresses in black suit (with red tie). best known for using fibre wire and .45 silverbarrels. Sillent death, strikes precisely, kills only when absolutely nessesary. Great gardener and cataholic, gave that up when was forced out of retirement and betrayed by The Agency, his employer.

Mr. 47 is one of the best game characters. Also, one of the most silent.

by Jc June 18, 2006

Wanda

A very ugly woman or girl who might even be confused for a man or transexual. Origin: "In Living Color" (1990). Character portrayed by Jamie Foxx.

"Tell me the truth, is that a man or Juwanna Mann, tell me why she 'read' to go' like Wanda, then?" -Kanye West, "Talk About Our Love"

by JC July 6, 2004

8-Bit

A Slang word for the best invention of the late 20th Century, the original Nintendo Entertainment System, also called the NES. Refers to the bits the system was capable of handling. The 8-Bit brought with it classics including: Contra, Double Dragon, Excitebike, Mike Tyson's Punchout and many more unforgettable titles.

Hey B-Vice, let's get high and play 8-bit. Sometimes you have to blow in the 8-Bit games to get them to work properly.

by JC March 22, 2005

fugazie

1. Fake, not genuine, phony. Essence of being shady.
2. A man/woman who is gay.

Yo that situation is fugazie son. That guy is a little fugazie.

by JC March 31, 2005