Jared's definitions

bandom

The state of being in a band.

I figure, the practice amp i have now is enough for just me, this would be a purchase for bandom.

by jared January 17, 2005

Klopo

A word you say when you are sleep deprived

The fucking klopos are attacking!!!

by Jared September 3, 2003

Nugget

Zach Bernstein from CPLV

Stop that Nugget

by Jared March 12, 2004

Mattitude

A cult like religion created by WWE Superstar Matt Hardy.

I follow Mattitude, baby!

by Jared January 27, 2005

woey

abother name for a vag

shaved woey is the best bet that

by jared September 4, 2004

Upstate

Anything, ho ho, and I mean *ANYTHING* that's not the five boroughs of New York City. Long Island is NOT part of the city, thus is is Upstate. FACE IT FAGGOTS!!!!! YOU ARE UPSTATE!!!!!

Pff! Upstaters, with ya farms, and ya tractors...

by Jared April 13, 2006

Poo Stab

To infiltrate the anus, often by force. May happen to either male or female.

I would like to Poo Stab her.
I heard he was a Poo Stabber.
Ouch - I got Poo Stabbed.

by Jared May 25, 2004