Jared's definitions

communism

a type government often mistaken with socialism,an economic system,it is often compared to capitalism, which is an economic system

I have no idea what im talking about so i'm gonna assume that socialism won't work because communism hasn't.

by Jared October 19, 2003

NEWSOM

recieves Summer's Eve To Get rid of vaginal stinkyness

Rachel used the summer's eve that was placed on her car to get rid of that unsightly stench

by Jared February 6, 2003

black book

an book that a ladies man keeps of all his ladies' phonenumber,address and stuff

my black book is so much bigger than urs man

by jared December 4, 2004

jaymes

a fucking big eared faget

jaymes went to durand and fisted morgan

by jared May 7, 2003

Mattitude

A cult like religion created by WWE Superstar Matt Hardy.

I follow Mattitude, baby!

by Jared January 27, 2005

ebaumsworld

Ebaumsworld is the internet whore, everybody has gotten on it and after a while u get sick of it.

Albinoblacksheep is another hoe who makes less money.

by Jared March 25, 2005

Upstate

Anything, ho ho, and I mean *ANYTHING* that's not the five boroughs of New York City. Long Island is NOT part of the city, thus is is Upstate. FACE IT FAGGOTS!!!!! YOU ARE UPSTATE!!!!!

Pff! Upstaters, with ya farms, and ya tractors...

by Jared April 13, 2006