The Train

The way I FUCKING get around my hometown, The City. What city? THE CITY. 'Nuff said. You upstaters on Long Island would get mugged on the fucking subway, it's only for the tough.

I saw some upstate Long Islanders on the 4 train last week. What losers, they looked like a bunch of immature, lost tourists. And they actually gave money to the homeless guy! Country folk.

by Jared March 24, 2005

Upper West Side

An inferior version of the Upper East Side. It is for retards, like Michael Moore.

East Side baby! New York for life! I'm never moving to boring Long Island/Connecticut!!!

by Jared March 24, 2005

pischer

a yiddish for -small penis- also an insult
(see also, schmuk)

Shut the fuck up you little pischer

by jared July 12, 2003

hoopdy

an exclamation meaning, "kick ass!"

i just got head! hoopdy!

by Jared April 18, 2005

CCBeast

CCBeast is a striking marvelous person of all amazingness. She is incredible in every aspect and deserves the earth she walks on to be cherished for generations to come!

The one and only Beast!

by Jared October 30, 2004

po presence

n.: short for "police presence." Used in reference to the close vicinity of a police officer, police cruiser, or any other law enforcement unit

"Po presence!"
"Yeah, I see it"

by Jared March 27, 2005

jaymes

a fucking big eared faget

jaymes went to durand and fisted morgan

by jared May 07, 2003