Jared's definitions

homoerotica

a unique style of gay sex

James is into the acts of homoerotica

by Jared April 14, 2005

cinosweiv

it is when u stick ur penis in a girls ear while ur dogs licking the mustard off her toes and ur finger(anyone)is in her belly button and at the same time ur best frinds girl is blowing a goat while ur fingering her in the gooch and then u u give ur mom a jelly-doughnut while ur doin the wild santiago with ur girl in the spoon position

Dudes, I can't feel my legs from that cinosweiv i had last night

by jared February 28, 2005

Squg

The cross between a squeeze and a hug, if you were to squg someone, you'd be hugging them just a little harder than a hug and softer than a squeeze.

Jared and Emily squg each other when they say hello or goodbye

by JaRed January 27, 2015

butt gnome

One who gives it up the ass.

Friggin gayass butt gnomes.

by Jared August 25, 2003

stuerize

Verb.
1. To incessantly draw vulgar and inappropriate pictures all over someone's belongings. A display of perpetual immaturity and disrespect.
2. To pester and anger people to the point of being bitch slapped and or tea bagged.

Goddamnit Stu, you're such an asshole, stop stuerizing me.

by Jared January 8, 2004

Filthy Pier

First off, look at dirty sanchez and pay close attention to the definition that says u wipe the poop with ur finger or thumb, now this is basically the same except u take your 2 pinkys and make a French type moustasche on her face and could even be equipped with the proper French noises.

Wee Wee Madame, compliments to the chef

by Jared March 25, 2005

Chinarican

A foreigner.

The man across the street is some kind of Chinarican or something.

by jared November 26, 2003