7 definitions by Jaeba

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A person who is felt to be deficient in judgment, good sense, or intelligence; a fool.
Go to school, you freewheeling simpleton!
by Jaeba April 17, 2003

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A person who makes elaborate, fraudulent, and often voluble claims to skill or knowledge; a quack or fraud.
Go away, you overrated charlatan!
by Jaeba April 17, 2003

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An unprincipled, crafty fellow.
He's but Fortune's knave, A minister of her will.
by Jaeba April 17, 2003

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Strongly attracted or disposed to love, especially sexual love.
He had been amorous of her since the day they met.
by Jaeba April 17, 2003

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A plural of phallus
She had seen a wide array of phalli in her lifetime.
by Jaeba April 17, 2003

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1. An attendant or servant.
2. A knight's page.
3. A rascal; a knave.
What a brazen-faced varlet art thou !
by Jaeba April 17, 2003

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To attack, damage, or destroy by or as if by blows.
And then Trogdor s'mote the kerrek, and all was laid to burnination.
by Jaeba April 17, 2003

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