20 definitions by Jacomba

fuck stutter

When you are in the middle of really awesome sex, going to town like two energizer bunnies, and then BAM....for no reason your partner stops for like 5 seconds, and then starts humpin' away again. That my fellow urban dictionary friends, is a fuck stutter.

My penis was hurting so bad last night when my girl was shaggin' me that I was just praying for a quick fuck stutter.

by Jacomba March 5, 2004

Acute Disese

A red bumpy rash covering the buttocks, that takes the shape of a big connect the dots smiley face. Now thats acute disease.

One should never lie on the beach in a thong, while having acute disease.

by Jacomba February 27, 2004

Nexus

Hair conditioner.

I used to use Pantene, but now that I've switched to Nexus my hair is oh so bouncy, and I have better orgasms.

by Jacomba February 27, 2004

clarted

v. the act of clapping to disguise the sound of one's fart.

In an attempt to look cool in the pool, Marcie clarted. However, the surface bubbles gave it all away.

by Jacomba February 28, 2004

Socko

Brother to sock puppets Rocko, and Jocko,he is the quitest of the three.

I wish Socko would talk to Jocko and Rocko, I wonder if he needs therapy?

by Jacomba February 27, 2004

shug

Future tense of shag.

Last week me and my honey shagged. Tomorrow we are gonna engage in a wild shug fest!!!

by Jacomba March 2, 2004

Pachinko

A polish term for a nasty man.

Hey, look at that Pachinko pickin' his but.

by Jacomba February 27, 2004