JUSTIN's definitions

hoosafuj

The substance that accumulates on a unhygenic black womans taint when she wipes back to front on a regular basis.

I went down on the trik, and my tounge ran over some hoosafuj and i put my clothes on and ran out the door screaming "BITCH WASH THAT SHIT!"

by Justin April 14, 2004

Moe

Blank clueless look.
Homer Simpson getting ripped of by Moe for the Flaming Homer. Spends all night looking blank and clueless, saying 'Moe, Moe, Moe..'
Met a few Indian co-workers with that clueless 'Moe' look from Homer Simpson.

Me Asking a question to a Moe co-worker:"Hey just start up notepad"

Co-worker: blank clueless look "what's notepad?"

by Justin March 15, 2005

spicy longshanks

Spicy Longshanks is the ultimate pwnage pirate. Sailing the mb's at GameFAQs, he is usually found on the punk and social boards. If you see him give him money.

Hey girl, I heard that Spicy Longshanks was a hot sonbeech

by Justin February 28, 2004

Crankly Dankly

The state of true obliteration due to intensely large inhalations of high grade Marihuana..

Im crankly danklyized yo..I cant even move.

I cant hit the mall wit chall, cuz Im all crankly dankly and shit.

by Justin July 5, 2004

Wrangler Skoal Ring

A mark (ring) in your jeans where u keep your skoal. (chew, dip)

Wow, he has a wrangler skoal ring in his pants. He must like Mr. Dips.

by Justin August 10, 2004

On My Dick

A phrase used to explain a situation where person is very infactuated with you and in return becomes somewhat of a nuisance.

"Oh my god, Michelle wont stop calling me! she is on my dick!!!"

by Justin October 12, 2004

eldophile

A young person that which is sexually inclined to an adult.

Justin who is 19, likes Scott who is 28.

by Justin May 13, 2005