JUSTIN's definitions

tennis

A sport in which the players use their racquets to hit a ball over a net to score a point against the other player. Everyone knows the racquet to use when playing tennis is a Prince. Not Head.

I played tennis with my Prince racquet and won 6-0 6-0 6-0 6-0 6-0. Head racquets aren't good.

by Justin June 17, 2004

chooch

a womans pussy or vagina

i dont think i wanna go near her chooch

by justin March 15, 2005

T-Mobile Sidekick II

What I'm on right now, the phatest phone not yet on the market, the sidekick 1 was a huge success, n this phone I love it, mayb later wen I give a fuk about this website ill make a real definition

Yo breezy, check out my new phone/pda

by Justin August 29, 2004

draco malfoy

straight pimp. nothing else to be said

When the kick-ass old school Gryffindors James Sirius and Remus left, and were replaced by little pussies like Ron Weasley and Hermione Granger the bookworm bitch, Draco decided to shit on them accordingly.

by Justin December 2, 2004

dacryphilia

sexual arousal by your partner's tears

Because of my dacryphilia, I couldn't help myself at my girlfriend's grandma's funeral.

by Justin December 28, 2003

dood

dood means "big" and u can also use "dooder" which means small.. then "undood" which means big.. note the opposites.. (pretend this is a copyright sign) @DOOD justin and thea

1)man thats a dood cat
2)man thats a dooder mouse
3)holy shit man thats a undood whale

by justin February 1, 2004

Chyaunt

all purpouse, multi-lingual, bi-textual statement which can properly convey any word or phrase in the Lexicon.

suck out the chyaunt

chyaunt chya chayunt chunt

dumb chyaunt bitch

i got chyaunt all over my chyaunt,
wheres that little black kid?

by justin January 15, 2004