Definitions by JUSTIN

cancer in a box 

a pessimistic way to say "cigarettes" It refers to the shocking truth that when you smoke you are slowly allowing yourself to get cancer...

Joe: "hey mary could you pass me my cigs?"
Mary: "I don't see how you can use that cancer in a box"

cancer in a box by Justin June 12, 2005

saction 

when its really hot out and your ballsack sticks to the side of your leg.

joe: (while jogging) hold up tom!
tom: whats the matter joe?
joe: I'm getting major saction and its hard to run!
tom: dude, TMI.

saction by Justin June 12, 2005

Kurt Cobain

Frontman of the vastly overhyped Grunge Band Nirvana. His songwriting style was nonsensical and incoherent. He was -not- a good guitarist. He used 3 or 4 four guitar chords for every song, buried under half a dozen guitar effects. Having witnessed and heard enough truly talented musicians play, one can plainly see that Kurt Cobain's skills were minimal at best. As it is, the only reason Kurt Cobain and Nirvana are so highly regarded is because Kurt Cobain committed suicide in 1994. This will automatically inflate ANY singer/musician/songwriter's popularity, and cause their actual talent to be greatly exaggerated, as is the case with Kurt Cobain.

Nirvana was a -decent- band, with their ability exaggerated after the suicide of its frontman. That's all.

"Nirvana's songs don't make any sense!"

"Kurt Cobain wan't THAT good of a guitarist..."

Kurt Cobain by Justin May 19, 2005

zubber 

A zubber is a fuckin buzz that you get from chewing or smoking

Man i'm going to go have a chaw and get a real good zubber.

zubber by Justin May 13, 2005

dingle dick 

to call someone an idiot or insult their intelligence.

shutup dingle dick, you don't even know what your talking about!

dingle dick by justin May 13, 2005

maxell 

A Shitty American Company that makes cheap burnable CD's. The Cd's are, of course being shitty, are only writable and not rewritable. THey all around suck with a capacity of just 19 songs at VERY MOST.

"Yea Kerry was to cheap to buy the good stuff so he bought hte shitty maxell ones."

maxell by Justin May 13, 2005

Canadian Bacon 

Used to define one's extraordinary large or thick penis. Originates from the thickness of the breakfast meet it's named after. Meat being another slang for penis.

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Canadian Bacon by justin May 13, 2005