173 definitions by JIMMY

slang for testicle
Damnit bill, you got right in the nards!
by Jimmy October 22, 2003
To smack a person, usually in the face, with one's cock. Often used as a disciplinary maneuver.
If you keep playin' like that, I will cock smack you good.
by Jimmy January 23, 2003
Literally means "pretty girl" in Japanese.
Can also refer to games and anime with pretty girls. Bishoujo games are usually "hentai games" that are like a "virtual interactive storybook".
Love Hina is a bishoujo manga; it's loaded with "fanservice" and crude (well it's not that bad.. a little less than crude) humor.
by Jimmy July 13, 2004
The worst PM Britain has ever seen and lapdog to George W Bush and wife of Gordon Brown. You can't spell the word 'Liar' without him. He's ruined this great country.

Tony Blair is a loner who nobody likes anymore.
by Jimmy April 25, 2005
a woman who thinks you want to hear about her boyfriend trouble, car trouble, work trouble, etc.
Dude! I already know your boyfriend is mean... SHUT UP YOU WHINY BITCH!
by Jimmy January 31, 2004
Super-human strength usuaslly had by one who is considered a reatard and can lift heavy things only because they are too retarded to know they are hurting themselves
Why is that guy holding up the retard racer with his teeth? He must have retard strength!!
by Jimmy March 23, 2005
One of the greastest guitarists of all time, it was he who changed the guitar sound forever in 1966 when he was with John Maryall's Bluesbreakers album. Giving him the lable "God". He worked with John after leaving the Yardbirds who went into a pop direction while Eric stuck with his blues, launching his career in Cream, Blind Faith, Derek and the Dominos, his solo work, and worked with numerous artist. In 1967 Jimi Hendrix stole the spot light from him.

By the way, what's with this crap on Roger Waters? He's a freaking bass player! They are both good at what they do.
Download Layla by Derek and the Dominos
by Jimmy March 07, 2005

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