170 definitions by JEN

scringectomy

A surgical procedure which became popular with the rise of mobile devices (and consequently scringe) where the double chin or sagging chin and neck are cosmetically enhanced to avoid further incidents of scringe

I'm booked in for a scringectomy

by JEN March 24, 2015

school

Legalized child labor disguised as an institute of learning. Has its benefits, but so does cocaine.
See also, concentration camp, prison, slavery.

I want to learn more now that I've (barely)escaped school.

by JEN August 23, 2003

3 knuckle shuffle

Another term for female masterbation see also flick the bean

"Nah, I'm sorry Linda, I can't hang out tonight. I had a bad day. I think I'm just going to go home, do the 3 knuckle shuffle and go to bed."

by JEN February 28, 2004

potato

Quite similar to an alligator or baboon.
Used as "See you later, you big potato"

See also:
"See you soon, you big baboon"
"See you later, alligator"

by JEN December 22, 2004

TBSE

The Best Sex Ever...sex with the one u love

Last night i had TBSE!

by JEN August 27, 2004

blow jobs

When a girl sucks n rubs a mans cock with her tounge and lips till he cums. you can choose to swallow or not

Mmmm salty!

by JEN November 10, 2003

DERwomp

A procedure executed throughout a game of Scrabble with the intent to inflict severe emotional distress upon an individual with the initials of D.E.R.

Jen DERwomped him - again - in her quest for the title.

by JEN April 8, 2005