JDMGio's definitions

smokification

Noun
- the act, or result of smoking (particularly in reference to Marijuana).

After a long night of alcoholic-induced gallivanting and merriment, Jason ventured home to partake in some rather elevating smokification.

by JDMGio September 28, 2010

bear in mind

Due to the unfettering threat of bear attacks - stemmed by one Mr. Stephen Colbert - it is an idiom that suggests one should be mindful of there surroundings, especially when one ventures into known bear territory (Note: Terra Firma is considered bear territory).

This phrase can intrinsically refer to Melissophobia as well.

Suzy: "You wanna go on a hike up Blood Mountain?"

Trevor: "I'd love too! We should bear in mind the dangers of hiking that mountain though."

Suzy: "Bear in mind what dan-"

*Out of nowhere, a black bear (ninja bear) mauls Suzy to death. Trevor is speechless. . . but goes on the hike anyways. The End.*

by JDMGio January 19, 2011

hand-held darkness eliminator

An awesomely descriptive name for a flashlight (or torch if you hail outside the United States).

Peter: Hey Steve, would you be so kind as to let me borrow your flashlight?

Steve: Oh, you mean my hand-held darkness eliminator? You can on the condition that you swear to guard and protect it with your life, for its powers are unmeasurable and should not be toyed with by mere mortals!

Peter: So. . . does that mean it's like solar powered or something?

by JDMGio March 26, 2011

Pearl Jammed

When one is listening to a Pearl Jam song or is merely reminded of one of their songs, and is unable to get said song and/or Eddie Vedder's voice out of their head. This state can last anywhere from a few minutes to several weeks, depending on which Pearl Jam song it is.

Note: This is also applicable to any song from Temple of the Dog, especially Hunger Strike.

Ex. 1

Broface 1: "Dude, why do you keep humming Evenflow?"

Broseph 2: Playing air guitar in the middle of a crowed department store, "My bad bra, I heard it on the radio earlier today and ever since then I have been Pearl Jammed by it."

Ex. 2

Brobarian 1 : "Anna Nicole's mama said that I won't wanna see Anna fall down again. And the wizard . . ."

Brobot 2: Interrupts " Dude, are you singing the misheard lyrics of Yellow Ledbetter?"

Brobarian 1: “Yeah, it has been Pear Jammed in my head for like 3 1/2 years now. I've been seeking professional council for it."

by JDMGio February 10, 2010

Brobarian

Much like a broseph, a brobarian is equal to that of a bro, dude, man, etc. with the defining characteristics of being a rather large individual, usually quite muscular and strong, and being the friend that typically starts/finishes fights.

Jason: Dude, I wouldn't mess with Patrick if I were you, he's a fucking brobarian of mine.

Andy: Yeah, and what if I do mess with him?

PATRICK: I WILL FUCKING CRUSH YOUR FACE AND BEAT YOU WITH MY 5 IRON.

by JDMGio February 10, 2010

Brewbarian

An uncivilized and savage individual whose idiosyncrasies are cultivated and sustained by the vast consumption of alcohol.
One must be wary when consorting with brewbarians, for they will unscrupulously pillage and plunder any women, provisions, riches and ale that come within their reach. By nature, they are devoid of logic and reason.

You should have seen Patrick this weekend; he went into total brewbarian mode. Not only did he drink his weight in delicious craft beer, but he successfully fought three ne'er-do-wells and wooed their lady folk accordingly.

by JDMGio October 7, 2010

blizzsurd

An absurd amount of snow/ice accumulation during a snowstorm. Airport closures, high rates of traffic accidents and general mass chaos typically ensue.

This past January seemed quite blizzsurd, seeing how the entire Eastern seaboard was heavily blanketed in snow and ice. Luckily I wasn't one of those poor bastards stuck in an airport or in there car.

by JDMGio February 21, 2011