JDMGio's definitions

cumstellation

When a man ejaculates onto a female, creating an intricate web of semen that connects moles and/or freckles, which in turn resembles a grouping of celestial bodies (a constellation).

I blew my load on Shanon's chest last night and it kinda resembled the cumstellation Cassiopeia!

by JDMGio January 6, 2011

shit fort

An enclosed litter box primarily used for housed cats.

Being a cat is awesome! You get to sleep all day and do nothing, not to mention you get to shit in a enclosed box with a sand floor...it's like a shit fort!

by JDMGio August 2, 2011