16 definitions by JDMGio
The act of bribing someone with a tasty sandwich as payment for aiding in a strenuous/superfluous endeavor.
*Recipients should be wary, bribers may or may not renege on sandwich payment.*
*Recipients should be wary, bribers may or may not renege on sandwich payment.*
Will: "Hey Mac, would you mind helping me load these 57 bags of concrete mix into my truck?"
Mac: "Are you serious!?! I've got other sh-"
Will:"There is a Publix Chicken Tender sub in it for you."
Mac: "Damn you and your scamwich tactics!. . . alright, I'll help."
Mac: "Are you serious!?! I've got other sh-"
Will:"There is a Publix Chicken Tender sub in it for you."
Mac: "Damn you and your scamwich tactics!. . . alright, I'll help."
by JDMGio October 20, 2010
Peter: Hey Steve, would you be so kind as to let me borrow your flashlight?
Steve: Oh, you mean my hand-held darkness eliminator? You can on the condition that you swear to guard and protect it with your life, for its powers are unmeasurable and should not be toyed with by mere mortals!
Peter: So. . . does that mean it's like solar powered or something?
Steve: Oh, you mean my hand-held darkness eliminator? You can on the condition that you swear to guard and protect it with your life, for its powers are unmeasurable and should not be toyed with by mere mortals!
Peter: So. . . does that mean it's like solar powered or something?
by JDMGio March 10, 2011