JDMGio's definitions

shit fort

An enclosed litter box primarily used for housed cats.

Being a cat is awesome! You get to sleep all day and do nothing, not to mention you get to shit in a enclosed box with a sand floor...it's like a shit fort!

by JDMGio August 2, 2011

scamwich

The act of bribing someone with a tasty sandwich as payment for aiding in a strenuous/superfluous endeavor.

*Recipients should be wary, bribers may or may not renege on sandwich payment.*

Will: "Hey Mac, would you mind helping me load these 57 bags of concrete mix into my truck?"

Mac: "Are you serious!?! I've got other sh-"

Will:"There is a Publix Chicken Tender sub in it for you."

Mac: "Damn you and your scamwich tactics!. . . alright, I'll help."

by JDMGio October 27, 2010